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Funny story: "Jesus And His Disciples Were Scottish", Claims Historian

"Jesus And His Disciples Were Scottish", Claims Historian

A leading amateur historian has astonished the world of amateur history by claiming that Jesus of Nazareth and his Disciples were Scottish, writes Religion Correspondent, Mary Mag Delaney. Jock McSporran of Lossiemouth, for it is he, made the asto...

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Funny story: Posthoorn Interview no. 7: Tom 'Brexit prepper' or 'Scots prepper'?

Posthoorn Interview no. 7: Tom 'Brexit prepper' or 'Scots prepper'?

Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. With Brexit looming, and maybe having to leave the Netherlands, Tom is prepping himself to live back in Scotland. As the reporter of the world famous weekly newspap...

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Funny story: Giant Meteorite may indicate 'Scots' settlers on Mars

Giant Meteorite may indicate 'Scots' settlers on Mars

A much documented Meteorite's course towards Earth ,may evidence Scottish Life on Mars or even Uranus. 'Scots have roots everywhere, including Outer Space', says Professor Hamish McFleming, Edinburgh. 'Yes, one could argue the Meteorite is Mart...

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Funny story: Plan To Celebrate Scottish Independence By Putting Midget On The Moon Backfires

Plan To Celebrate Scottish Independence By Putting Midget On The Moon Backfires

A surprise plan to celebrate Scottish Independence by putting the female half of The Krankies on the moon backfired yesterday when it was realised that the intention had been to put the proposed Scottish Emblem, a swarm of midges, not midgets there.

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Funny story: Anger as Scots realise BST+1 means looking for pub entrance in morning darkness

Anger as Scots realise BST+1 means looking for pub entrance in morning darkness

Government proposals which could see a three-year trial of 'double-summertime' have caused uproar in Scotland after its inhabitants realised the changes could see their early morning search for the entrance of their local public house conducted in pi...

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Funny story: Letters To The Editor From Ludicrous Stereotypes Pt XXVI: The British Isles

Letters To The Editor From Ludicrous Stereotypes Pt XXVI: The British Isles

Dear Sir, now I am reading your magazine quite a lot lately. "Now there's lovely, for you!", I says to my husband, Dyffyddydd Ystnyllbrggyddfyd, "now there's a magazine, now, look you, isn't it then?" "Aye", he says to me, putting down his copy of the Yn y llyvyr hwnn of Sir John Price of Brecon, d'you see, he does, and he says "Oh, Glywdwyddyn Ystnyllbrggyddfyd" - which is my own name and t...

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Funny story: Scotsmen Buy Larger Condoms

Scotsmen Buy Larger Condoms

Scotsmen are leading the way in purchasing the new larger size condom from Durex. A study has revealed that Glasgow tops the list, with Edinburgh in second place. South of the border numbers were considerably lower. Dr Alan Knott of the Penis, Fan...

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Funny story: Signs of earliest Scots drinking discovered

Signs of earliest Scots drinking discovered

Archaeologists have discovered the earliest evidence of humans drinking in Scotland. Pint glasses were unearthed in a ploughed field in South Lanarkshire, and the discovery conjures up a picture of wandering groups of drinkers, making their way home...

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Funny story: "Sack Clarkson" demand Scots

"Sack Clarkson" demand Scots

Scottish MPs have backed the Scottish public in demanding the sacking of Jeremy Clarkson for drawing attention to the fact that Gordon Brown is Scottish. When talking to Australian journalists recently, Clarkson allegedly referred to the British...

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Funny story: The English are snobbish, arrogant, pompous, two-faced, emotionally retarded, ignorant, thick, lazy, happy living on the state, foot-in-mouth, absolute plonker and his woman

The English are snobbish, arrogant, pompous, two-faced, emotionally retarded, ignorant, thick, lazy, happy living on the state, foot-in-mouth, absolute plonker and his woman

From my many travels and several posts abroad, the general consensus throughout the World is that the English are just about the most unpopular race and the last people you would ever wish to meet.

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Funny story: Prime Minister's eyebrow to be shaved

Prime Minister's eyebrow to be shaved

The Prime Ministers eyebrow will be removed by Downing Street's in house barbers tomorrow after it was complained about that it was too revolting to be shown on television.

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Funny story: Statues cause protests in London

Statues cause protests in London

Protests have been held in London to campaign against a series of statues of Gordon Brown's head which have been put up around London as part of a PR campaign to make the "Not the dour Scotsman" more widely accepted.

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Funny story: Global warming boom for naturalists

Global warming boom for naturalists

Frank Bonner, chairman of the Somerset Naturalist Society believes global warming will have us all in our birthday suits one day.

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Funny story: McWolf at the door

McWolf at the door

Wolves have been reintroduced to the Scottish Highlands for the first time in over 150 years. The plan is intended to combat the unprecedented growth in the deer population, which has soared to over 300,000 in recent years. For centu...

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Funny story: Scots Porridge Mine Disaster

Scots Porridge Mine Disaster

Perthshire- It was just after 3.00pm yesterday afternoon, in the small Scottish mining town of Glenalkie, that news first started to filter out of the local porridge works that there had been a massive cave in 2500ft beneath the the main pit head of...

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Funny story: Alex Ferguson, "I've been living a lie."

Alex Ferguson, "I've been living a lie."

Manchester United's ruddy faced supremo, Sir Alex Ferguson today stunned journalists at United's famous Carrington training ground, by declaring to waiting reporters that he had a major announcement to make regarding his well documented Scott...

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Funny story: Roughly one quarter of newborns "morbidly obese" say Scottish Health Authorities

Roughly one quarter of newborns "morbidly obese" say Scottish Health Authorities

An estimated one in three and a half (or two in seven) newborn Scots children are now beginning life morbidly obese, according to figures published earlier today. A study conducted by the Greater Glasgow National Health Serv...

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