Kitchen (Pukka Grub Jools) Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver has revealed that he has African roots. It has been suspected for many years that he was not a genuine cockney. Now he has revealed that his family have Sudanese origins.
"Well pukka! When I found out I told Jools. She burst in to tears. I reckon another television series and a book can be made out of this. 'Jamie's African Kitchen'. 'The Naked Chief'. The possibilities are endless."
Gordon Ramsey has been revealed as an Englishman from the Home Counties. The Scottishness was all just an act. "You've got to have an angle, darling" he said from his family estate in Weybridge.
Oliver is currently in America. However, we can expect him to visit Sudan and tell the locals what they should be eating and what they should not be eating. The series will be called "Jamie Oliver Gets Shot By Sudanese Mercenaries' and is expected to be his most popular yet.