London - Famous mush-mouthed cooking show celebrity and cook book author Jamie Oliver says he plans on taking some time off from his business pursuits in the New Year to learn English.
"Right, good enuff, this may be my biggus challenj yet, so I reckun it's time to give it a go."
"I plan on doin it me reglar style, you know, a bit of bish-bosh and a handful of that. Pour it inna rubber boot an swish it roun-a-bit, nuthin fancy you know just plop it onna hot rock and smell the aroma . . . Delish!!!"
"Take as sprig of rosemary, stick it up your arse, and there you are ready for the Queen."
