A local man caused a commotion at a local clothes shop today when he attempted to return a shirt he claimed he was far too 'sexy' for.
The strange bald man came in to the store this morning and began ranting and raving - accompanied by his similarly baldy brother, Fred, on keyboards.
"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy it hurts!", exclaimed the man.
"I'm a model. You know what I mean? And I do my little turns on the catwalk. On the catwalk. On the catwalk, yeah! Oh, I do my little turns on the catwalk", he continued.
He seemed quite flustered and began strutting around the shop floor, scaring mothers with children in buggies with his wildly homosexual poses.
"I told him were sorry that his shirt was hurting him, but that we cannot do exchanges unless he had a receipt with him", said the terrified checkout girl.
The man and his brother were escorted from the shop by security staff when he began complaining about his pants too. Apparently he said that he was "too sexy" for them too.
"Some customers are never pleased", shrugged the storeowner.