Local 96-year old twin sisters Rosemary and Valerie Browne shared a night of unbridled hot, steamy passion with visiting celebrity television presenter Bruce Forsyth.
The twins were overcome with sexual longing upon meeting the legendary big-chinned showman.
Apparently his "nice to see you, to see you nice" catchphrase was just too much for the sex-starved biddies. Witnesses said that they had him undressed and naked within seconds of arriving at plush local hotel 'The Scarborough Arms'.
A News of the Worst hack reported that he had caught on camera their steamy sessions:
"They were at it in the showers, the Jacuzzi, the local duck pond…unbelievable! I never knew old Brucie-Boy had it in 'em", he slurred while snorting coke from a laboratory seat.
Rosemary and Valerie said that they were quite pleased with how things turned out:
"We just wanted to try something different instead of the usual knitting and petting the cat. We quite enjoyed our ride and Bruce was such a gentleman. He really understood the ladies first rule…. ", they joked.