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Thursday, 16 July 2009


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Janet Carlisle, 27, says she cannot and will not stop slapping her boyfriend Craig's arse, despite repeated attempts to wean her off the practice.

The peroxide-blonde hairdresser says she loves his bum and likes the way it moves in his denims jeans when he walks. She has been diagnosed with arse-addiction.

"I see his bum and I just get all giggly and excited. It's like watching two small peaches in a little bag. I just like slapping him!", chuckled the overweight bleached skank.

Craig is mortified by his girlfriend's actions:

"At first I thought it was funny but when she started slapping my arse at football matches and on the visit to grandma at the nursing home, I started to think differently. My arse is red raw with all the whacking and smacking she's been giving me. It's got so bad lately that I need to use an ice-pack when I want to sit down", said the lad.

"How'd she like it if I went around feeling her boobs all the time? She needs to understand that I am not just a sex object ", he moaned.

Janet has admitted she has a problem and says she will try and get help:
"I'm seeing a psychologist….he has a nice bum too. But, in practical terms, I've started wearing woolly mittens on my hands so that I won't hurt Craigy-baby so much in future", she smiled.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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