Exact fall-out from 'Chamone-gate' still Unknown

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Friday, 10 July 2009

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Contributors to the comedy website theSpoof.com are still trying to come to terms with the discovery that one of their brightest and most brilliant writers was just that weird fat fucker Jesus Budda in disguise.

Several of the male members (and indeed a rumoured female writer) had developed strong feelings of lust towards Chamone or 'Ally' as she liked to be called.

Sex-obsessed Californian-based creep NickFun was inconsolable and immediately sought psychiatric help after he first heard the news. Fun had invited Ally to his sleazy shithole condo in the cheapest part of town for 'a drink'. He even had his mirrored ceiling polished and cleaned in preparation for their meeting.

Some of the male writers who lack genitals continued to boast about how they knew 'something was up' with the whole Ally/Chamone thing.

Fergus McCarthy has also continued to bask in the glory of being 'in' on the scam - despite the fact he had fuck all to with it!

The full shocking details of the story are covered in the thrilling magazine article 'My Dirty Secret -The Chamone Story'.

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