Internet Cops Trap Aging Spoofers in Cyber Honey Trap!

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Thursday, 9 July 2009


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Aging Spoofers Taken in By Youthful Illusion on "Tits 4 U Website"

Times Square, NY, NY - In a bizarre internet sting, agents from Interpol, the FBI , Home Land Security and the Border Control, cooperated to shut down a lurid cyber sex ring promising intimate contact with a barely legal, marginally literate Female Spoof Contributor. Turned out it was only a figment of someone's imagination.

The Brain Child of Spoof Publisher Mark Lowton, in concert with two demented asexual writers , who must remain nameless till trial due to death threats, created a Spoof Persona with pictures guaranteed to entrap many a nefarious, lonesome and sex starved writer.

Inspector Morse, in charge of coordinating the simultaneous raids on three continents to collect the suspected perverts, said it was a sad day in Spoofdom.

"Right, now, mates....alot of previously upstanding blokes really got taken in on this one....I suppose if the lot had a good barrister they might get off for entrapment...but the public forum dialogue speaks for was really criminal how these alleged mature contributors lost it and went for the tits...
the last thing on their mind, really , was a warm mentoring relationship with a bird young enough to be their grand daughter...."

Crime watchers are now speculating on what Lowton had on the two creative perpetrators to make them contribute to the hoax, and ultimately roll over on their former Spoofer friends on the site, unless it was gender confusion.

"I think it was a point thing, really," said former disgraced writer XXXXXXXXXXXX, after all, the same thing happened to me when I got 4000 hits a day writing about XXXXXXXXXXX that I had in fact copied from XXXXXXX, and it took several weeks before XXXXXXXXXXXX found out and turned me in....XXXX$%^#* prick."

As one philosophical writer said as he headed to divorce court after being exposed, sometimes it's not just jealousy that raises its ugly head to cause a tragic downfall....damn tits and a little ass will do you in all the time...."

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