British Numpty Party leader Dick Sniffin denies that he is a fascist. Speaking on Johnny Marr's BBC show "Jangly Guitar Politics On Sunday Morning" he claimed that he actually despised fascism. "All that marching in uniforms and arm bands, it's not for me. I just don't go in for Hitler salutes."
Sniffin also denied that he wanted an all white Britain. "Sadly we can't have that. So we will just have to use the other races as a slave underclass instead. Blame the liberal elite for that."
Of his recent call for boats carrying immigrants to be sunk he said "Look they can have lifeboats and things. I'm not a total bastard."
The BBC have defended inviting him on the show saying that it was the funniest performance in years.