Written by Earl Grey

Friday, 10 July 2009

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Soon To Be Lowered Over Burnley

The British Numpty Party has announced that it is to disband following the discovery that some foreigners are actually quite nice. Party leader and MEP Dick Sniffin said "I arrived in Europe with a very aggressive and insular attitude. I hated everyone. I guess I was pretty mixed up. But then I met people from all over Europe. And they were nice to me. At first I kept my distance. But I was so lonely that one night I joined them for dinner. The rest is history."

Sniffin then burnt his armband and informed the assembled press that he was going to live in Romania in a gypsy community. "I just love the gypsy way of life, the travel, the music, the food."

Long time bodyguard Garth Gonad was depressed as he would now have nothing to do. "I used to love attacking foreigners. You know, putting the boot in. I don't know what I can do now. The fun's gone out of fascism. Bound to happen in the end I suppose."

Those who voted for the BNP were unimpressed. John Cole said "They promised something and then didn't deliver. So, just like all the others then."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: BNP




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