Monday
Met up with Andrew for our journey to Brussles. On the Eurostar train and nobody else in the same carriage. I congratulated Andrew on his booking an empty carriage. "Er, actually boss it's an empty train. Nobody wanted to travel with us." I laughed at his wonderful joke.
Tuesday
Went out for a drink in Brussels. But there was a shortage of beer. Every bar I came to didn't have any left. I blame the left wing unions for taking industrial action. Andrew said "Actually, none of them will serve us because they hate Nazis". Andrew is so funny.
Wednesday
Today I went to Parliament. what a historic day. I wanted to form an alliance but Parliament was empty. They were all probably on holiday. Andrew says that they were all out because they hate us. Sometimes Andrew can be a bit daft.
Thursday
I hate Andrew, He should have warned me that it was going to be like this. I want to go back to being a loser on the political outskirts.
All I want is the right to be heard. But no, they have a load of shitty laws about freedom and democracy.
Cheered myself up by having dinner with Max and Bernie from F1. My kind of people.
