Fashion on the long winding election road seems to be deadly important. It matters little to none if a politician is able to deal effectively with the EU or our upcoming Brexit begging but it does matter to the wider public what type of shoes their w...
The thing about the greatest performing artists of all is that they never, EVER gave up. Regardless of practical setbacks, ridicule and open hostility, figures of the calibre of Ravi Shankar, Beethoven, Mick Jagger, the singers of "Moves like Jagger," Rihanna… Not to mention respected (sorry, respectable… no I mean, petty-bourgeois) protest guitarist Tony Blair… These have all consistentl...
With the current series of Celebrity Big Brother soon coming to an end there is already speculation to who will be entering the Celebrity Big Brother house come the next series in the summer, but one of the most interesting names to be rumored is tha...
The leader of the BNP, Nick Griffin, has finally revealed his compassionate side by claiming a refusal to engage in sexual acts with the opposite sex is a discrimination too far, after he put the address of a gay couple who won a landmark court rulin...
The British National Party has launched a Bring Back the Best of British food campaign as the party moves increasingly into wider areas of the political and social sphere. In initiative which hopes to play on voters fears about the uncertainty of cur...
A very huge, unemployed, hod-carrying, skin-headed, bovver booted, wearing braces and jeans up to his six-pack made of Pilsner Urquell, BNP member was waiting outside a Lloyds Bank in Walthamstow High St today. He was just about to enter in an at...
In a move that will surprise many, the Anti Nazi League and the British National Party are to join forces. A statement issued today announced the amalgamation with immediate effect. The new party will be known as BAMPL, the British Anti Mainstream...
The BNP have suffered yet another humiliation today as it emerged that they literally could not organise a piss up in a brewery. The piss up planned to give a chance for members to drown their sorrows about their dismal performances was meant to...
The unseated members of the BNP who lost in the recent local elections have claimed that had they not been voted out of office, Stoke City Football Club would have won the F A Cup against Manchester City. Leader of the group, Noel Himmler said tha...
Having run up debts of over half a million pounds, the BNP - the British Nazi Party - denies that it is going bust. According to BNP leader, Nick Nasty, and backed up by party accountant Fidelma Bookes, the party would never even dream of going bu...
A red-faced Nick Griffin, erstwhile leader of the British Nazi Party, admitted that he was wrong-footed with the announcement of AV simply because he didn't read the small print. It has ended up costing his party a fortune in now-useless posters a...
The Dalai Lama, his Holiness Tenzin Gyatso, has taken the radical option of changing his name by deed poll. From now on, he wants everyone throughout the world to refer to him simply as "Norman from Tibet". Speaking to news reporters and those...
In a night of massive drama at the first annual British National Party movie awards, Mel Gibson scooped several awards including Best Actor, Best Director and Best Adapted Screenplay. Gibson, 55, made a rare public appearance and collected all of...
This story is probably a complete load of old bullshit, but here at Skoob News Inc. we've heard that members of the British National Party have been advising Pastor Terry Jones that if he wants to burn copies of sacred Islamic text, the Koran, that h...
Following his much publicised rejection as a Royal Garden Party guest, BNP fuhrer Nick Griffin has announced that he will host an 'alternative' garden party by having a protest picnic in nearby Green Park. Mr Griffin told reporters that he would g...
London - (Blackshirt Mess): The BNP politician managed to gain access to this afternoon's Buckingham Palace shindig by donning the robes of the Queen of Afghanistan. The disguise was last worn by Our Man in Kabulshit - Foreign Orifice envoy Sir Sh...
BNP leader Nick Griffin has been invited by the electoral commission to come outside into the fresh air. Mr Griffin, 51, a life-long member of the National Front and the BNP has been forced to remain under a protected lock-down inside his home in Wel...
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