Romanian boat from Belfast sunk - BNP's Griffin & Ex PM Thatcher in dock

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Thursday, 9 July 2009


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Following his 'sink the immigrant boats' statement yesterday and the devastating loss of over 200 people on a Ferry from Belfast to Liverpool, Fuhrer Nick Griffin of the BNP and elderly Ex Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher were immediately arrested with a charge of intent to incite racial hatred.

After being subjected to months of abuse in Northern Ireland by some sections of the community, the Romanian population of Belfast had decided enough was enough, packed up and nervously left for Liverpool, hoping and more probably praying for a new life.

But only ten minutes into the ferry journey and the boat mysteriously sank, leaving all 200 Romanians dead in the water. Sensationally this came a day after the BNP leaders famous 'sink the immigrant boats' statement......

After being quizzed by a reporter about the EU Immigration Policy, he said "The only measure which is going to stop illegal immigration ...... is to get very tough with those coming over.
"Frankly, they need to sink several of those boats" Griffin said yesterday.

Griffin, alleged homosexual and one time boyband wannabee, was arrested earlier today along with Margaret Thatcher, who in her own time in power, ordered the sinking of the Belgrano during the Falklands war to get rid of some more 'waps and dagos'

"Nick Griffin has my full support" said the Iron Lady. "If I can get away with it once, I can do it again. These bloody foreigners get everywhere, Churchill wouldn't have allowed it, so why should we" she added with a 'Ronaldo-esque' wink in her eye.

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