BNP Face Legal Challenge

Funny story written by Earl Grey

Tuesday, 23 June 2009

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The British Nasty Party is to face a legal challenge. It has been alleged that their manifesto "I'll Punch Your Fucking Head In" may discriminate against nice, decent people.

Terry Woolley of pressure group Liberals Against Many Extremists (LAME) said "They are really quite unpleasant and say not nice things. We decided to wait until people voted for them before we started taking any action. This way we can take the moral high ground."

Nasty Party spokesman John Tinderstick said "We are a legitimate organisation. You are not Jewish are you......?"

The Nasty Party may now be forced to comply with race relations laws which they fundamentally oppose. They will have to allow people of all races to join their party, although it is unclear if any sane people would ever contemplate such a thing.

The major political parties and the Liberal Democrats were unavailable for comment last night.

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