Written by Earl Grey

Wednesday, 8 July 2009

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Psst, It's Upside Down

British Numpty Party leader Dick Sniffin says that the Royal Navy should slaughter immigrants at sea. "Killing a load of foreigners at sea is exactly what made Britain great in the first place" said Mr Sniffin.

Such claims have caused an uproar. Sniffin was thought to be trying to appear more moderate. He was asking members to keep it quiet recently. However, many observers know that Sniffin cannot keep his mouth shut for long.

Meanwhile at the bunker where the Numpties hang out there was a vast amount of support for Sniffin and his views. Chris Balderstone said "I'd love to sink a boat. I'm good at sea. I've been to the Isle of Wight."

Nick Griffin is an unpleasant individual who leads a right wing party.

Dick Sniffin is not.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: BNP




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