BNP members can only count up to 1 and have no sense of humour, a recent study found. BNP leader Dick Sniffin was asked to count up to three. "er...one....er...one....another one". This poor showing illustrated just how dumb their organisation really is.
Members of the British Numpty Party quickly rallied round their leader. "Dick Sniffin is a great leader" said Garth Hard-Disk, a loyal member. "People just don't understand that we will save the nation."
All these protestations still fail to answer the findings that they can only count up to 1 and have no sense of humour. On reading the report Hard-Disk said "I'm giving it 1 star."
Several recent reports that were critical of the BNP have also received 1 star from a supporter. Thus illustrating that all that is said about them is true.