BNP Members Can Only Count Up To 1

Funny story written by Earl Grey

Thursday, 9 July 2009

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Too Difficult For BNP

BNP members can only count up to 1 and have no sense of humour, a recent study found. BNP leader Dick Sniffin was asked to count up to three. " one". This poor showing illustrated just how dumb their organisation really is.

Members of the British Numpty Party quickly rallied round their leader. "Dick Sniffin is a great leader" said Garth Hard-Disk, a loyal member. "People just don't understand that we will save the nation."

All these protestations still fail to answer the findings that they can only count up to 1 and have no sense of humour. On reading the report Hard-Disk said "I'm giving it 1 star."

Several recent reports that were critical of the BNP have also received 1 star from a supporter. Thus illustrating that all that is said about them is true.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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