Written by queen mudder

Monday, 20 October 2008

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From Dennis Nilsen's proposed new Au Gratin! cookbook

London - (Ass mess): Former first Mr Gay UK winner and wannabe TV celeb chef Anthony Morley is to share a cell with prolific gay cannibal Dennis Nilsen in HMP Broadmoor's gourmand wing.

Morley, 36, stabbed his lover Damian Oldfield to death and then used a Nilsen-style Lancashire Hotpot recipe to cook choice morsels of his flesh.

Prison authorities believe Morley and Nilsen are well suited to become cell-mates and may even get to swop culinary tips.

Nilsen, 69, famously brought judicial review proceedings against HMP Whitemoor banning him from access to gay cannibal porn.

He lost the case on the somewhat spurious grounds that he could use the prison's heterosexual porn library "with a bit of imagination" to get his rocks off as and when required.

An appeal to the European Court of Human Rights is pending.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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