Sodomy tattoo vicar has unusual rectal birthmark

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 14 October 2008

London - (Bare Ass mess): Peter Mullen, the vicar who wants gay men to carry sodomy warning tattoos on their arses has an unusual internal rectal birthmark according to internet sources.

Mullen, 69, recently had a high tech examination at a leading Harley Street proctology practice.

Now photographs of the 45 minute procedure have been posted on the internet, including the unusual internal feature on rectal tissue which appears in the form of a slogan.

"The wording is a bit faint," one chatroom maestro commented today, "but it looks an awful lot like J**US WOZ HERE!"

The birthmark is located some fifteen inches up the backpassage and is one of several reported recently including by charismatic US preacher the Rev Pat Robertson.

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