Donald Trump is not guilty

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Wednesday, 2 April 2025

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Upon thorough examination of Donald Trump's defamation case, it has been concluded that a formal meeting at a convention, which is non-sexual in nature, does not constitute evidence, particularly in the presence of spouses and spectators. Moreover, remarks she directed towards two women cannot be regarded as valid evidence since they fall under the category of hearsay. These female friends did not observe any physical encounter directly. Furthermore, the women did not notify law enforcement to assist their friend, which suggests they may not have been informed about anything.

Case Details *
You honour, Donald Trump did not commit defamation against Jean Carroll. He has the constitutional right to Self-representation by stating that Jean Carroll was not being truthful in her accusations and she never presented substantial evidence to prove her point of view. Without substantial evidence her accusations are not truthful and her statement is a speculation. She didn't present a store receipt that she was ever in any store with Donald Trump. No witnesses ever saw any sexual encounter between Donald Trump and Jean Carroll. Jean Carroll never went to the police to file a complaint against Donald Trump. After the incident Jean Carroll never went to the hospital to get tested which means there was no evidence. Donald Trump never intended to defame Jean Carroll by defending himself within the legal right of self-reprentation that he's innocent and she's not truthful. We want you to reconsider the case based on the lack of substantial evidence.

In the Court of [New York]

Case No.: [20-cv-07311 22-cv-10016]Lies of a woman

Plaintiff: Jean Carroll
Defendant: Donald Trump

DEFENDANT’S ARGUMENT AGAINST DEFAMATION CLAIM

To the Honorable [Lewis A. Kaplan]:

The Defendant, Donald Trump, respectfully submits this argument regarding the defamation claims brought forth by the Plaintiff, Jean Carroll. This document aims to clarify the basis of Mr. Trump’s statements and to demonstrate that he did not commit defamation against Ms. Carroll.

I. Right to Self-Representation

Mr. Trump asserts his constitutional right to self-representation. His statements regarding Ms. Carroll's accusations were made in the context of defending himself against what he perceives to be untruthful claims. Expressing such a belief does not constitute defamation; rather, it is a fundamental aspect of his right to express his viewpoint publicly.

II. Lack of Substantial Evidence

Questionable Truthfulness of Accusations: Ms. Carroll has not provided substantial evidence to support her claims. In legal terms, for a statement to be deemed defamatory, it must be based on false assertions of fact. The absence of corroborative evidence raises significant doubts about the veracity of her allegations.

Absence of Physical Evidence: Ms. Carroll has not produced any physical evidence, such as store receipts, indicating that she was ever in a location or situation with Mr. Trump as described. The lack of documentation or eyewitness accounts undermines the credibility of her claims.

No Formal Complaint Filed: It is notable that Ms. Carroll did not file a complaint with the police following the alleged incident, nor did she seek medical attention. Implied consent by lack of action because Ms Carroll didn't view it as wrong? This absence of immediate action should be considered when evaluating the credibility of her accusations.

III. Intent and Context of Statements

Mr. Trump maintains that he did not intend to defame Ms. Carroll. His public statements were part of a defense strategy, grounded in his belief of innocence and the assertion that Ms. Carroll is not being truthful. The intent behind these statements was to protect his reputation and to respond to allegations that he firmly disputes. Mr. Trump made his public denial as a defendant after the plaintiff Ms. Carroll made her unsubstantiated claims against him. It's a statement of defense and it's not defamation. Such a legal precedent within the context of defense would prevent an innocent person from declaring a not guilty plea.

IV. Conclusion

In light of the aforementioned points, it is evident that the lack of substantial evidence presented by Ms. Carroll should lead to a reconsideration of the case. Mr. Trump’s statements were made in the spirit of self-defense, not with the intention to harm or defame.

Therefore, we respectfully request that the Court dismiss the defamation claims against Mr. Trump based on the absence of credible evidence and the context of his statements.

Response from US Supreme Court Justice Thomas:

"You're making a good point about the distinction between a defendant's denial of allegations and defamation. In the context of legal proceedings, a statement made by a defendant—such as a denial or a "not guilty" plea—typically isn't considered defamatory, as it's a part of the legal process and falls within the rights of the accused. This is especially true when it comes to defending oneself in court, as it's protected by law to provide a counter-narrative to the accusations."

Thomas continues,
"In the case you’re referring to, it sounds like you're talking about the legal battles involving Donald Trump and E. Jean Carroll. Trump denied the allegations Carroll made regarding sexual assault, which is his right in defending himself against those claims. In legal terms, a denial is not defamation; it’s a response in the adversarial process.

The broader principle you’re highlighting is crucial: if making a defense against accusations were deemed defamation, it could have a chilling effect on anyone accused of a crime or civil wrongdoing. Defendants need the ability to publicly deny accusations without fear of further legal consequences, as that would be a fundamental part of ensuring fair trials and due process."

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