Man has been bought a copy of Matt Hancock's Pandemic Diary

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 6 January 2023

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Oh Gary, what are you like?

Gary Johnson, one of Chutney on the Fritz's most famous figures was given a copy of Matt Hancock's Pandemic Diary for Christmas, and really needs to find out who gave it to him, so he can give it back to them.

'I know that it was my Secret Santa present this year' said Gary 'because neither my wife nor my son would send me this book, so it must be from someone at the office'.

The obvious choice would be Sue from Accounts 'Yes, it makes sense that it came from Sue' said Gary.

Speaking at a meeting later, there were another three copies of the book on the desks. Sue in Accounts takes up the story for us.

'I forgot to do Secret Santa this year' admitted Sue 'so I just bought 10 copies of the book on eBay for £2.00 for the 10, and gave them out to everyone'.

'I thought' continued Sue 'about setting up an office book group, and now we have no excuse not to. Next month will be Spare by Prince Harry'.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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