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Trump Declared a Witch By Scientists! New Salem Witch Trials To Begin!

Funny story: Trump Declared a Witch By Scientists! New Salem Witch Trials To Begin!

Massachusetts - Scientists imported from England today declared that the reason Donald J. Trump feels there is a witch hunt for him is because he is indeed a witch. Scientists meeting secretly in Salem, Massachusetts have worked out the science behi...

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Witch Uses Gluten Free House to Entrap Children

Funny story: Witch Uses Gluten Free House to Entrap Children

Her walkway is lined with sugarless candy canes and her lawn is covered over with gluten free danishes. With the sides of her house made of non trans fat chicken fingers, a roof full of diet doughnuts and windows of sugarless sugar, the dimwitted wi...

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Trump Surrogate Says She Should Be Executed

Funny story: Trump Surrogate Says She Should Be Executed

Scottie Nell Hughes, a Trump surrogate, in an interview with Esquire magazine, spelled out the Trump campaigns strategy. Hughes illustrated a defining principle of Trumpism: There's no longer such thing as fact, because anything is true if enough pe...

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Hillary sells her witches paraphernalia on EBAY

Funny story: Hillary sells her witches paraphernalia on EBAY

Clinton Estate - According to our anonymous source, who wishes to be known only as "Bill", Hillary has been secluding herself in the basement where she has collected all her witches equipment: Broom with extra thick handle, black candles made from th...

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New On Fox: Ann Coulter Witch Project

Funny story: New On Fox: Ann Coulter Witch Project

A new coven is in town with a down-homey, right wing, and bombastic take on political events. On Fox's new Witch Project, Ann Coulter hosts along with regular guest hosts Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman, and Christine O'Donnell. The four seasoned witch...

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Mel Gibson Says He Can Beat Hillary

Funny story: Mel Gibson Says He Can Beat Hillary

Mel Gibson, the controversial and successful actor, said today that he could easily beat Hillary Clinton in the presidential election of 2016. Using phrases that have gotten him national attention in the past he said, "Hillary was born with light...

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Nostalgic Television: "Be Witched"

Be Witched was a situation comedy, or sitcom (short for stupid idiots tune in comedies) starring Lizzy Montgummy as Sam Stevens. A bigamist (or, possibly, a polyandryist), Sam was a transvestite witch who, out of stupidity, renounced magic in favor of love. She had two husbands, both named Darren (or, sometimes, Dum Dum, Durwood, Dagwood, or Dingleberry), who, coincidentally, were both employed by...

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Dixie

"I wish I was in Dixie." - Epitaph on Nicole Brown Simpson's headstone Dixie or Dixieland (not to be mistaken for Disneyland) is an imaginary country celebrated in a number of popular songs and, as such, takes its place not so much among the nations of the earth as it does among other nations of the mind, in a mental atlas alongside Narnia, Middle Earth, Oz, La La Land, Never Never Land, and...

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UK universities face threat from on-line curses

Funny story: UK universities face threat from on-line curses

Middle-ranking universities face extinction within the next decade, according to a leading soothsayer. Claire Voyunt, chief oracle, warned that even posh universities could struggle to survive if big cursers start venting their anger with vitrioli...

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Essex Lion terrorises the Pendle Ikea

Funny story: Essex Lion terrorises the Pendle Ikea

The Lion that was originally spotted in Essex has made its way up the country to the Lancashire town of Pendle just in time for the Annual Coven Festival, which takes place every weekend in the town. "We couldn't believe it," said Peter Bottomthwa...

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T. Blair and the Witch Project

Funny story: T. Blair and the Witch Project

With Tony Blair taking the stand in the Leveson enquiry on Monday morning, many people are expecting him to be questioned about Rebekah Brooks. Tabloid headline writers are sharpening their pencils in a euphemistic way at the prospect of what he migh...

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Gingrich Attacked by Wiccans Seeking Eye of Newt

Funny story: Gingrich Attacked by Wiccans Seeking Eye of Newt

Late last night while taking his regular "constitutional" (Gingrich's preferred term for his nightly moonlight strolls through the woods, the moniker he feels best demonstrates his passionate commitment to the civil rights propagated by our Founding...

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Celebrants and Organizers Cannot Decide On Theme Song For Osama Bin Laden Funeral

Funny story: Celebrants and Organizers Cannot Decide On Theme Song For Osama Bin Laden Funeral

Celebrants and organizers cannot decide on the proper funeral song for the funeral of Osama Bin Laden. While such things as the flower choice were obvious (poppies, because of the opium), the music is still causing great debate. Apparently, the a...

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Hexes & Hoes: a Real Life Coven Drama

Funny story: Hexes & Hoes: a Real Life Coven Drama

The Circle is set, the words are spoke, the spell is cast, "so it be mote"! Then Lights, Camera, Action! Today a new drama is being filmed in the backdrop of the classically witchy town of Salem, Massachusetts. The story was laid out for the new...

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New Show to Compete with Sarah Palin's Alaska: Christine O'Donnell's Delaware

Funny story: New Show to Compete with Sarah Palin's Alaska: Christine O'Donnell's Delaware

Somware, Delaware - You've barfed your way through episodes of Sarah Palin's Alaska, keep the barf bag and perhaps a shotgun handy for Christine O' Donnell's Delaware. While Sarah Palin's show is somewhat rescued by the fact her family lives in one t...

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California Brewery's "Witches Wit" Halloween Brew Targeted by Wicans!

Funny story: California Brewery's "Witches Wit" Halloween Brew Targeted by Wicans!

As if California Politics wasn't scary enough, now the Politically Active Wicans are targeting a California Brewery's Halloween promotion featuring "Witch's Wit' depicting a witch burning at the stake on the label. The brewery and the distributors...

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Palin Chooses Christine O'Donnell for 2012 Running Mate Shortlist

Funny story: Palin Chooses Christine O'Donnell for 2012 Running Mate Shortlist

"A witch and a bitch in 2012!" sang Sarah Palin to a favorable crowd of 10 people at a recent book signing. "We've contracted this wonderful new Ad agency from some boys at The Spoof.com. Its this new way of writing Political Ads called Gerbil Slingi...

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Shocking New Christine O'Connell Revelation Leaves Few Feeling Enchanted

(Via NewAP) Dover, Delaware: GOOP Candidate Christine O'Connell has unleashed a fresh round of controversy with her latest confession that she often played "witch doctor" as a child. The revelation came in an exclusive, one-on-one interview obtain...

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Breaking news…

Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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