Gerbil knows it is the most important thing in its owner's life

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Saturday, 3 December 2022

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Wait till I tell you about my gerbil....

18-month-old Gerbil Snuffles knows that it is the most interesting thing in his owner's life.

Snuffles is mentioned in all of his owner's posts on social media, as well as having his own accounts on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook.

'It is ridiculous' said Snuffles 'Apparently my owner Barry and myself have the same values in life, and a lot in common. I am more interested, and more successful with the opposite sex, and have a better dress sense, and unlike Barry, I would have voted against Brexit, and I am not a big fan of James Cordon'.

Owner Barry Smith is a train-spotting, morris dancer from Stow on the Wold. Snuffles is right to think that he is the most interesting part of Barry's life.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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