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Funny story: The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #7: The Saber-toothed Budgerigar

The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #7: The Saber-toothed Budgerigar

Well, readers, I'm happy to say that 'The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals' series has very nearly reached double figures - or, at least, it will have in another three weeks, if I manage to keep the effort up. And it is an effort, my frien...

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Funny story: Gecko Eaten By Army Of Ants

Gecko Eaten By Army Of Ants

In what's being treated by police here as a complete non-event, a gecko found on the floor of a house in southeast Asia, had been so thoroughly nibbled at by ants, that all that was left of it was its skeleton! The gecko - or lizard, as the specie...

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Funny story: The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #6: The Housefly

The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #6: The Housefly

Welcome once again to the complete and utter waste of your precious time that is 'The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals', and this week's subject, after many requests from readers, is the housefly. It was going to be the Kestrel, but isn't...

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Funny story: The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #5: The Saber-toothed Earthworm

The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #5: The Saber-toothed Earthworm

Well, here we are, back once again, against all the odds, I have to say, in 'The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals', and this week's offering is the little-known, and even littler-cared-about, Saber-toothed Earthworm. The Saber-toothed Eart...

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Funny story: The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #4: The Hedgehog

The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #4: The Hedgehog

To the uninitiated, the British hedgehog seems like an interesting sort of creature. Its body covered in spines, its pointed nose sniffing around for something to eat, its beady eyes searching around in the darkness, are enough to give the unwary tra...

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Funny story: Giant Red Spider Crawled Over Man's Legs As He Took A Dump

Giant Red Spider Crawled Over Man's Legs As He Took A Dump

A giant red spider caused a certain amount of alarm yesterday, when it crawled out from under the toilet seat and over the legs of a man who was taking a crap. The man, Bruce Warner, a resident of Crook Springs in western Australia, had raced to h...

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Funny story: The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #3: The Three-toed Sloth

The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #3: The Three-toed Sloth

Welcome again to the Wonderful World of Uninteresting Animals, and, for the third insipid instalment in the series, we're going to talk a bit about the Three-toed Sloth, and how it has come to be known as the laziest bastardo in South America. Ind...

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Funny story: The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #1: The Mayfly

The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #1: The Mayfly

This is the beginning of a series of articles on the animal world, the world where animals live. Billions of wonderful and diverse creatures live in the animal world, and we'll be looking at some of the most uninteresting of them - or, the least inte...

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Funny story: Seagulls To Be Wiped Out After BBC Live Baby Turtle Death

Seagulls To Be Wiped Out After BBC Live Baby Turtle Death

Television viewers of the BBC One program “Blue Planet Live,” jammed the broadcaster's switchboard on Sunday night, after witnessing a horrifying attack by a seagull on a baby sea turtle during a live broadcast. The seagull swooped in on a precisi...

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Funny story: Giant Bee Discovery Is Breathtakingly Pointless, Scientists Told

Giant Bee Discovery Is Breathtakingly Pointless, Scientists Told

Scientists who re-discovered a giant bee on an Indonesian island, have been told their find is "breathtakingly pointless, stupid, and a complete waste of time. And money", by social commentator, Moys Kenwood. The bee, a Wallace's giant bee, (Megac...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Encounters Trouble on Road Less Traveled

Nashville Man Encounters Trouble on Road Less Traveled

In the interest of not becoming unthinking, unfeeling, and inescapably conventional. thirty-four-year-old Nate Black of Nashville, Tennessee, opted to take a more scenic, out-of-the-way route to his workplace, thinking that the less-traveled road mig...

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Funny story: After Years of Breaking, Dawn Gets Much-Needed Fix

After Years of Breaking, Dawn Gets Much-Needed Fix

After breaking each and every morning in memorable history, Dawn (also known as Sunrise and/or Aurora) finally got a much-needed fix. “Nights are tough,” admitted Dawn, in a rare moment of vulnerability. “Right before I wake up, I experience this...

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Funny story: Brave South Carolina Youth Prevails Over Arrogant Young Buck

Brave South Carolina Youth Prevails Over Arrogant Young Buck

In a dramatic contest of wit, might, and tactical maneuvering, 17-year-old Kurt Johansen of Charleston, South Carolina, persevered and ultimately prevailed against a three-year-old buck who’d been arrogantly roaming the forest, considering the thickl...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Stops Fighting Loneliness and Finds a New Best Friend

Nashville Man Stops Fighting Loneliness and Finds a New Best Friend

After a lifetime of battling his chronic and persistent loneliness, Ben Harris of Nashville, Tennessee, decided stop fighting and instead embrace it – and ended up finding a new best friend. “I been alone my whole life,” said Ben, whose father dis...

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Funny story: Caterpillar Death Reveals How Gruesome Nature Is

Caterpillar Death Reveals How Gruesome Nature Is

A caterpillar killed outside a house in the Battambang commune of Tapon this morning, revealed just how disgusting Nature really is. The animal, a Black Fuzzy Caterpillar, about two inches in length, as thick as an adult finger, and seemingly cove...

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Funny story: Killer Bees Responsible For Butterfly Extinction

Killer Bees Responsible For Butterfly Extinction

A team of researchers has concluded that the fate of a species of butterfly was decided by a particularly aggressive type of Killer Bee. Research into the Emperor Penguin butterfly had told experts that the species was close to extinction, and, in...

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Funny story: Millipede With 1,000 Legs Found

Millipede With 1,000 Legs Found

In the very first case of its kind, a man in Battambang has discovered a millipede that actually has what its name suggests it should have - 1,000 legs! Moys Kenwood, 55, was in his bathroom taking a dump, when a chance glance at the floor, mid-c...

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