The clueless bloke on the table next to yours is still banging on about something he knows nothing about.
You would interrupt him, but his discourse is so funny because it is so wrong.
'I read it on the internet, so it must be true' he says 'I like women, and women like me' he said to barely stifled laughter from the table. 'The problem with technology is the people' he posits later.
'Of course, if I was Elon musk, I would have gone to mars years ago, and just stay there.'
'I could tell you about all of the times I was nearly successful, but you wouldn't believe me.'
'Mrs Brown Boys, now you tell me a better example of televisual art. You can't, can you?'
