Greg Wallace and Gromit - The Wrong Type of Cheese

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Saturday, 3 September 2022

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Well, I won't be watching that, thank you

Loud-mouthed Television bod Greg Wallace, and the equally outspoken Plasticine Dog Gromit are all set for a brand new adventure - The Wrong Cheese.

Following the worldwide success of Paddington Bear, the Wallace and Gromit franchise is set for a modern-day refit, using proper people, and some computer-generated ones.

Greg Wallace (who only got the role due to his surname) has said 'I always watch Wallace and Gromit at Christmas, so when the producers at Scraping the Barrell got in touch, I just leapt at the chance. I get so sick of going around factories, bellowing at bored strangers for no particular reason.

We tried to get in touch with Gromit, but his over-acting eyebrows don't make much sound, and the sound of quiet sighing and whimpering put us off.

Good boy Gromit.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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