LONDON - (Satire News) - The mystery of her majesty's migraine headaches has been resolved.
Bee's Knees News Agency reporter Birmingham Cribworthy, stated that the queen's awful headaches were a direct result, not of royal stress, but of her consuming way too much tea.
The Buckingham Palace resident physician, Dr. Sethard Galigiskins, revealed that QE reportedly drinks 14 glasses of tea each day, which for her age (96), is 12 glasses too many.
Meanwhile Prince Charles stated that he is glad that the problem was too much tea, and not too much wine, bourbon, tequila, or Stella Artois Beer.
SIDENOTE: BKNA reports that Piers Morgan will be accompanying Queen Elizabeth to The Zombie Zulu Yo hip hop concert at The Royal Albert Hall.
