Queen Elizabeth Has Decided To Adopt a 17-Year-Old Ukrainian Boy

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 2 August 2022

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Queen Elizabeth says that Billiando has the same ear lobes as Prince William.

LONDON - (Satire News) - Her majesty, Queen Elizabeth was recently watching the Russian-Ukrainian War news on the BBC.

A picture of a young Ukrainian boy suddenly flashed on the screen. She noticed that he looked a lot like one of her grandsons, William.

She was amazed as the lad looked like he could be Billy's twin. The queen called up her good friend Piers Morgan, and she asked him to look into the possibility of her possibly adopting the young boy who has been identified by BuzzFuzz (UK) as Billiando Chefchov.

Morgan promised the queen, that he will personally fly to the Ukraine and see about finding Billiando and getting the required adoption papers taken care of.

SIDENOTE: It is being reported that Prince Charles is not happy as he does not like the fact that the Ukrainian boy will now become Charlie's step brother, and he will be entitled to some of Queen Elizabeth's money, property, and Stella Artois Beer stock.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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