When John Bull Be Smokin’ Da ‘Erb, Rudeboy?

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Tuesday, 2 August 2022

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When will Britain legalize recreational marijuana? When will it “be cricket”?

I asked His Lordship and Garter of the Belt and Hat and Jingling Bells, Quinsley Fucktard, when oh when will such a delicious ‘drug’ make its way down The Thames (most likely from Holland, maybe Portugal)?

He said, “As soon as we all agree on whether or not Brexit works. As soon as we no longer have a monarchy. As soon as we give back the Elgin Marbles. As soon as we admit that Gibraltar and the Falkland Islands are a long way from home though quite close to other countries. As soon as Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland become their own countries. As soon as the French let our lorries across without a 30-day wait. As soon as …”

I withdrew my question and got wrecked in a more civilized nation.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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