On par with telling an American that their Second Amendment will be erased and all their guns taken away, the people of Britain will soon be up in arms this coming September when all beer production will stop and all pubs closed. This is coming fr…
London — A woman Erin Hebblewhite, 30 who petioned the United Nations to be transferred to a men's prison won her case against the disgraceful British Parliament who striped the British crown of it's rightful inheritance of power, causing Britain ce…
Frogmore cottage has been vacated because the 'Natural England environmental agency has classified a species of frog as endangered. Historically, these cousins of the pool frog were present across Britain, but following loss and damage to their F…
Here in Britain, people will no longer be allowed to protest anything. The price of this and that going up – so what, take it, accept it, but thou shalt not protest. To protest the anti-protest law is illegal. (Now if that’s not straight outa Orwe…
Britain militarily Stole many Countries and parts of Countries in its long illustrious History. Most have regained their Freedom. But Britain won't let Scotland become a free Democracy - and won't give back Gibraltar and the Falkland Island…
SCOTLAND – (Satire News) – The reason why Scottish independence is being pushed for is much simpler than one might think. Why this is so, one may ask. Here we tell you the secret about it. The reason is a large clean lake in Scotland. It is commo…
Ngozi Fulani has an older name: Marlene Headley. Does this make her a fraud? Can’t a person change their name? Some of the British press like to focus attention away from the Royal Family and Their Wacky Friends, and instead concentrate as much hatre…
As The Smiths confidently predicted in 1986 with their album "The Queen Is Dead", the Queen has finally snuffed it. So what happens now? For nine days the UK will be in a period of mourning. During that time, shops are not allowed to sell cakes or…
Because of Brexit, Europe can't own Britain any more - so the British Corporations are searching for a new owner - (this helps them avoid blame and new taxes for the way thing are) - (and still operate things behind the scenes). One thing about…
When will Britain legalize recreational marijuana? When will it “be cricket”? I asked His Lordship and Garter of the Belt and Hat and Jingling Bells, Quinsley Fucktard, when oh when will such a delicious ‘drug’ make its way down The Thames (most l…
LONDON - (Satire News) Prime Minister Boris Johnson has just informed the people of Great Britain that parliament has voted to change the colors of the English flag. The red, white, and blue color scheme was first implemented back on Wednesday, Se…
Sir Topham Hatt from the beloved children's show 'Thomas the Tank Engine' is reportedly on the run from the law this morning after it was learned he's at the center of a vast, 20+ year "deviant pornography" ring. Sir Hatt was questioned last year…
A man who is widely recognised as the UK's most patriotic man has been awarded a full year of compassionate leave, following the death of HRH Prince Phillip. Gary Herpe, 51, has lowered the 1,500 individual union jack flags positioned on, around,…
Britain is set to reclaim a title it hasn't held since the 1970s - the sick man of Europe. The award is given annually by the European Sickness Bureau (BSE) and in the last few years has been given to Russia, Poland and Turkey. "We're very proud t…
A study at McFly University in Sydney, Australia has concluded that time travel is not a factor in many British people's antiquated attitudes. Professor Bruce Jefferson explained, "Many Brits seem to have a worldview that is stuck in the late Vic…
Concerns over the level of Russian influence in key British services have been dismissed as conspiracy nonsense by Home Office press officer, Dmitry Antonov. There are questions about the restructuring of the British Nuclear Fuels programme by it…
In a Sunday morning twitter storm, President Donald J Trump announced that he has asked leaders of the Taliban, Afghan government and Harry Maguire of the United Kingdom to join him at Camp David. Nobody in the White House could immediately explai...
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