LONDON - (Satire News) - England's Royal Fog Research Group has just revealed that Chicken Tikka Masala has now become the most popular dish in the entire United Kingdom.
The British research group noted that the Indian dish has surpassed Bangers and Mash, Fish and Chips, Shepherds Pie Sandwiches, and Tofu-Stuffed Crumpets.
Prime Minister Boris Johnson told a representative for the Royal Fog Research Group that he personally eats Chicken Tikka Masala at least four times a week.
He added that he does not care for Tofu-Stuffed Crumpets, because tofu seems to give him huge amounts of gas, which tends to make him a bit unpopular with the English people.
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