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Funny story: Cockroach, curry, not Calcutta!

Cockroach, curry, not Calcutta!

Jaggedone's CIA have just received a report from roving, starving reporter, Jumpa In-Curry-Singh, from an Indian restaurant in Manchester Ladies and gentleman I have just experienced a near death experience after entering a chicken curry served in Mughli's Indian restaurant. I was enjoying a quick snack when a huge fork from above entered my rear end and before I ended up on the menu, I managed...

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Funny story: Churches and Mosques To Be More Clearly Marked As Drunk Orders Takeaway At Mosque

Churches and Mosques To Be More Clearly Marked As Drunk Orders Takeaway At Mosque

After a man of Eastern origin yesterday walked into a chapel and ordered fish, chips and a pickled egg, calls to clearly mark places of worship were made in Scunthorpe. Last week two inebriated couples walked into Scunthorpe's Kirk St. Mosque and...

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Funny story: Hollywood Decides to Move to Bollywood

Hollywood Decides to Move to Bollywood

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Angered by water restrictions imposed on the movie industry by the State of California, Hollywood has decided to move to Bollywood. Key entertainment heads have banded together to outsource the industry to India as soon as ne...

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Funny story: Botulism sauce recipe traced to Gaddafi's infamous 'Duntossin' mansion

Botulism sauce recipe traced to Gaddafi's infamous 'Duntossin' mansion

London - Investigators probing Saif 'As Houses' Al-Gaddafi's North London gaff said today they've found the sauce of a botulism outbreak. Police frogmen paddled about in a London N2 pool used to cook up toxic crap retailing at £1.99 for 400ml at I...

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Funny story: Virender Sehwag Arrives - But Not To Play!

Virender Sehwag Arrives - But Not To Play!

The struggling Indian tourists are looking forward to the arrival in England tomorrow of star opening bat Virender Sehwag. India look to be in disarray after being blown away by England in the second test at Trent Bridge. They have not been helped...

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Funny story: Curry Restaurants to Stop Serving Meals at 11pm!

Curry Restaurants to Stop Serving Meals at 11pm!

If next month's trial period - when all Indian, Bangladeshi, and other Asian style restaurants in and around selected towns along Britain's coast will have to stop serving food after 11pm - returns positive feedback from police and residents of those...

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Funny story: Scientists discover new 'heat' description

Scientists discover new 'heat' description

Up until now there have been three different colours to describe heat: Red Hot (just hot), White Hot (very hot) and Blue Hot (extremely hot). But now a group of scientists from London University have discovered a new colour to describe a new level...

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Funny story: Wedding Of The Century Takes Terrible Toll On Royal Watchers

Wedding Of The Century Takes Terrible Toll On Royal Watchers

Sensational news that Royal Correspondents across all networks and all sections of the media are tonight saying that they've "Had enough" in the wake of the Royal Wedding. Sir Findlay Fotheringay- Phipps, Convener and Shop Steward for the National As...

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Funny story: Vindaloo Eater Murdered in Street Brawl

Vindaloo Eater Murdered in Street Brawl

London: A number of people have been arrested at a Hare Krishna restaurant late last night in connection with the murder of an innocent bystander who was set upon by diners in what appears to have been an unprovoked attack. One witness, a girl, s...

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Funny story: Monster Goldfish Thrives On Diet Of Baked Beans And Chicken Jalfrezi

Monster Goldfish Thrives On Diet Of Baked Beans And Chicken Jalfrezi

NORFOLK - UK - A monster goldfish, over two feet long and weighing in at 27lbs survives on a diet of baked beans and chicken jalfrezi curry, claims owner, Ichabod Brundle, of Beccles. The goldfish, named "Giggsy" after the record breaking Manchest...

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Funny story: Currys Are Us

Currys Are Us

High Street Electrical giant Currys have just announced that as from Monday, not only can you browse for all your electrical needs, you can also order your tea! Joint owners, Edwina and Tim Curry are delighted with the plan, and Tim explained how...

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Funny story: Curry Night At Lord's Turns Into Ordeal Of Terror

Curry Night At Lord's Turns Into Ordeal Of Terror

What began as a congenial night out with her husband and friends turned into a night of terror for a West London woman yesterday. Mrs Pandora Longleg, of Notting Hill, was attending a curry evening in the Members' Pavilion at Lord's, the cricket H...

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Funny story: British Army Offers Spicy Food Lovers A Head Start

British Army Offers Spicy Food Lovers A Head Start

The British Army has unveiled a new fast-track scheme in which any appropriate new recruit can be automatically promoted to the rank of Major if they have a penchant for spicy food. During these testing times in the war against terror it has become p...

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Funny story: Britain To Teach India About Curries, Lager And Racism

Britain To Teach India About Curries, Lager And Racism

Britain is to send a team of specialists to India to educate them about British life. Soon the streets of Mumbai will be filled with puking, fighting maniacs, just like Luton on a Saturday night. Indians are unfamiliar with dishes such as Chicken...

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Funny story: Lethal Chicken Curries made by the betrayed missus, the perfect murder for cheating Hubbies!

Lethal Chicken Curries made by the betrayed missus, the perfect murder for cheating Hubbies!

Curry seems to be the favourite way of getting rid of cheating, lying, lovers and husbands amongst the Indian fraternity in the UK and India. Jealous Indian women just love making their Curry specials for their partners after they come home compla...

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Funny story: Local Man Completely Effs Up Prawn Curry

Local Man Completely Effs Up Prawn Curry

Determined to impress his better half, local man, Martin Shuttlecock decided to cook her a prawn curry for her enjoyment when she arrived home from work. Initially, all went well. The prawns were purchased fresh from a local fishmonger and Shuttle...

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Funny story: Nick Griffin And David Duke Order Curry In Brick Lane Bangladeshi Restaurant

Nick Griffin And David Duke Order Curry In Brick Lane Bangladeshi Restaurant

BNP leader Nick Griffin, and Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard David Duke were spotted by gossip columnist, Angastura Bitters, entering A Bangladeshi restaurant in Brick Lane, East London, and having a curry together. Madame Bitters told me: "I couldn'...

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