Ricky Gervais is set to run simultaneously in America for president and Britain for prime minister, since he has dual citizenship. A publicist for the Hollywood elite says, “Ricky’s hot, he’s where it’s at, but Hollywood hates him because he keeps…
Rishi Sunak, the greatest Prime Minister of the British Empire, has bought himself a present for remaining in office for a 100 days! Wow! That’s (my math’s not too good, but …. carry the 2) that’s more than 44 days! He bought himself (well, tax pa…
Spencer Louis, an influencer has told his social media followers (all 15 of them) that he wants to be the next Prime Minister. 'I think I would have a few good, workable ideas. I would invest the money well, take an interest in the lives of people…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Former Beatle, Paul McCartney has expressed a desire to become the UK's new prime minister. Elizabeth Hurley, who has known the 80-year-old bass guitar player for 30 years noted that Sir Paul, probably knows more ab…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The BBC is reporting that the celebrity element in England wants Simon Cowell to be the next prime minister. Individuals like Chery Cole, Len Goodman, Liz Hurley, David Becham, Mick Jagger, and Judi Dench state that there is…
Hello, Laurence Fox here. You may remember me as Sergeant Hathaway in Lewis, where I played support to Neville from Auf Wiedersehen Pet. You may remember me from my four albums that sold fourteen copies, or my ill-fated run as the Mayor of London…
Gary Johnson, 48, can't believe he is older than new Prime Minister Lizz Truss. 'It is a bit depressing' said Gary 'that I am older than our newest Prime Minister, but them's the breaks.' He wistfully stared out the window, running his fingers…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Reporter Grover Buck, with Tickety Boo News has just announced that one of the most prestigious unions in the United Kingdom has just endorsed Cheryl Tweedy (aka Cheryl Cole) to be the next PM of England. The 39-year-old s…
Prime Ministerial hopeful Liz Truss told a confrontational audience in London today that they would not need to worry about the cost of living crisis. A woman pressed Truss angrily on what she was going to do about high inflation, high electricity…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Prince Charles wants to be the new prime minister of England so bad that he can taste it. His wife Camilla Parker Bowles said that he told her that next to having sex with her every night, he would love to be the leader of…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Word coming from the BBC is that now that PM Boris Johnson is on his way out the 10 Downing St. door, suggestions and opinions as to who should replace him are falling from the foggy English sky. Names that have been tosse…
I'm voting for Truss, definitely. Or I would if I had a vote. She reminds me of Thatcher because she's also a woman. I mean, they're all the same aren't they? I bet she has nice feet. Truss said she believed in spades in the ground. I agree with t…
The race to be the next UK Prime Minister is on. And it's a mediocre race to the bottom, a three-legged race run by amputee horses high on the ketamine of low taxes, where the loser is likely to be shot quite literally with the votes of the Tory memb…
Ozzy Osbourne has been thinking about his old country. Hollywood is a-buzz thinking that Ozzy may head back to the Merry Ole England to invade London and become the Prime Minister. His campaign world tour and slogan will be: “Hop On Ozzy’s Crazy T…
Expectations that disgraced Prime Minister Boris Johnson will be out of office within a few weeks were dashed as several hundred Tory MPs declared their intention to stand for the leadership contest. The list includes many MPs that the public has nev…
LONDON - (Satire News) - One of the original judges on the musical hit show "American Idol," says that he has been giving a lot of thought as to who he would like to see replace Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who has resigned. Cowell, who many have…
The remaining Cabinet members decided to move Boris Johnson out of Number 10 Downing Street as soon as possible. However, the Conservative party wanted to retain Number 10 by appointing someone famous and selected actor Hugh Grant, (with approval fro…
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