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Funny story: The British Celebrities Want Simon Cowell To Be The Next Prime Minister

The British Celebrities Want Simon Cowell To Be The Next Prime Minister

LONDON - (UK Satire) - The BBC is reporting that the celebrity element in England wants Simon Cowell to be the next prime minister. Individuals like Chery Cole, Len Goodman, Liz Hurley, David Becham, Mick Jagger, and Judi Dench state that there is…

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Funny story: My turn soon, say Laurence Fox

My turn soon, say Laurence Fox

Hello, Laurence Fox here. You may remember me as Sergeant Hathaway in Lewis, where I played support to Neville from Auf Wiedersehen Pet. You may remember me from my four albums that sold fourteen copies, or my ill-fated run as the Mayor of London…

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Funny story: Middle Aged Man can't believe he is older than the Prime Minister

Middle Aged Man can't believe he is older than the Prime Minister

Gary Johnson, 48, can't believe he is older than new Prime Minister Lizz Truss. 'It is a bit depressing' said Gary 'that I am older than our newest Prime Minister, but them's the breaks.' He wistfully stared out the window, running his fingers…

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Funny story: The Lusciously Sexy Cheryl Cole Who Wants To Be England's New Prime Minister Has Just Been Endorsed By The Buckingham Palace Guards Union

The Lusciously Sexy Cheryl Cole Who Wants To Be England's New Prime Minister Has Just Been Endorsed By The Buckingham Palace Guards Union

LONDON - (Satire News) - Reporter Grover Buck, with Tickety Boo News has just announced that one of the most prestigious unions in the United Kingdom has just endorsed Cheryl Tweedy (aka Cheryl Cole) to be the next PM of England. The 39-year-old s…

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Funny story: Liz Truss says cost of living crisis nothing to worry about

Liz Truss says cost of living crisis nothing to worry about

Prime Ministerial hopeful Liz Truss told a confrontational audience in London today that they would not need to worry about the cost of living crisis. A woman pressed Truss angrily on what she was going to do about high inflation, high electricity…

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Funny story: Prince Charles Is Telling The People of England That He'll Make a Spiffingly Fine Prime Minister

Prince Charles Is Telling The People of England That He'll Make a Spiffingly Fine Prime Minister

LONDON - (Satire News) - Prince Charles wants to be the new prime minister of England so bad that he can taste it. His wife Camilla Parker Bowles said that he told her that next to having sex with her every night, he would love to be the leader of…

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Funny story: The BBC Is Reporting That Their Is a Growing Groundswell To Pick Cheryl Cole To Be The Next British Prime Minister

The BBC Is Reporting That Their Is a Growing Groundswell To Pick Cheryl Cole To Be The Next British Prime Minister

LONDON - (Satire News) - Word coming from the BBC is that now that PM Boris Johnson is on his way out the 10 Downing St. door, suggestions and opinions as to who should replace him are falling from the foggy English sky. Names that have been tosse…

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Funny story: Truss favourite to be next PM

Truss favourite to be next PM

I'm voting for Truss, definitely. Or I would if I had a vote. She reminds me of Thatcher because she's also a woman. I mean, they're all the same aren't they? I bet she has nice feet. Truss said she believed in spades in the ground. I agree with t…

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Funny story: Britain evaluates its potential new PM

Britain evaluates its potential new PM

The race to be the next UK Prime Minister is on. And it's a mediocre race to the bottom, a three-legged race run by amputee horses high on the ketamine of low taxes, where the loser is likely to be shot quite literally with the votes of the Tory memb…

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Funny story: Ozzy for PM!

Ozzy for PM!

Ozzy Osbourne has been thinking about his old country. Hollywood is a-buzz thinking that Ozzy may head back to the Merry Ole England to invade London and become the Prime Minister. His campaign world tour and slogan will be: “Hop On Ozzy’s Crazy T…

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Funny story: Boris likely to remain in Number 10 for a year as hundreds of MPs throw their hat in the ring for the leadership contest

Boris likely to remain in Number 10 for a year as hundreds of MPs throw their hat in the ring for the leadership contest

Expectations that disgraced Prime Minister Boris Johnson will be out of office within a few weeks were dashed as several hundred Tory MPs declared their intention to stand for the leadership contest. The list includes many MPs that the public has nev…

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Says He Would Like To See Ricky Gervais As England's New Prime Minister

Simon Cowell Says He Would Like To See Ricky Gervais As England's New Prime Minister

LONDON - (Satire News) - One of the original judges on the musical hit show "American Idol," says that he has been giving a lot of thought as to who he would like to see replace Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who has resigned. Cowell, who many have…

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Funny story: Actor Hugh Grant Appointed Prime Minister Of Great Britain

Actor Hugh Grant Appointed Prime Minister Of Great Britain

The remaining Cabinet members decided to move Boris Johnson out of Number 10 Downing Street as soon as possible. However, the Conservative party wanted to retain Number 10 by appointing someone famous and selected actor Hugh Grant, (with approval fro…

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Funny story: Could Piers Morgan Become Britain's New Prime Minister?

Could Piers Morgan Become Britain's New Prime Minister?

LONDON - (Satire News) - With word that Boris Johnson has decided to hang up his prime minister's robe, there is a sudden groundswell as to who will be replacing him. The word on the streets of London, Manchester, Liverpool, Tottenham, and others,…

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Funny story: Johnson's outbursts leave bad taste in the mouth of Tory MPs

Johnson's outbursts leave bad taste in the mouth of Tory MPs

The Tories are in deep trouble - their leader is suffering a death of a thousand cuts, largely self-inflicted. From Partygate to people realising he's a twat with a deliberately stupid haircut, things are not going well for the Prime Minister. Yet Jo…

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Funny story: Is he really your Prime Minister? asks the world

Is he really your Prime Minister? asks the world

Great Britain was today asked if Boris Johnson really was their Prime Minister? Known for his flamboyance, way of being morally corrupt, and his dress sense Boris Johnson is many things, but Prime Minister material may not be one of them. Russi…

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Funny story: Boris Johnson: "I'm the perfect James Bond"

Boris Johnson: "I'm the perfect James Bond"

Knowing his time as UK prime minister is drawing to a close, Boris Johnson has set his sights on another role: 007. The premier says he is an ideal James Bond, with all of his boozing and sleeping around. "Who's going to replace Daniel Craig? W…

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