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Funny story: Boris Johnson: "I'm the perfect James Bond"

Boris Johnson: "I'm the perfect James Bond"

Knowing his time as UK prime minister is drawing to a close, Boris Johnson has set his sights on another role: 007. The premier says he is an ideal James Bond, with all of his boozing and sleeping around. "Who's going to replace Daniel Craig? W…

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Funny story: UK Government Admit Using Song To Dictate Covid Policy

UK Government Admit Using Song To Dictate Covid Policy

The UK government has sensationally revealed how it is coming up with its coronavirus policy, as the country is thrust into yet another lockdown. Boris Johnson is using the 'Hokey Cokey' as inspiration. Believed to be the only song he knows all…

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Funny story: David Cameron Found In Attic

David Cameron Found In Attic

Missing David Cameron has been found in an attic in the Cotswolds, when residents put away their Christmas decorations. The ex-UK Prime Minister, who was pretty much responsible for the whole Brexit debacle, has been missing since stepping down, s…

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Funny story: Experience: I met Matt Hancock at a Fetish Club

Experience: I met Matt Hancock at a Fetish Club

I know he has a tough job, and has the nickname "Door Matt", but to see him there in that position was a shock, I can tell you. It was just after the first lockdown, when people could start to mix again in small numbers, and my girlfriend and I de…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Be Britain's Next Prime Minister?

Harry Maguire To Be Britain's Next Prime Minister?

When Boris Johnson lied to the Queen about the prorogation of Parliament last week, and was then 'found out', it was the death knell for the egotistical, shock-headed prime minister who, if he'll lie to Her Majesty, cannot surely be trusted to tell...

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Funny story: Waiting On The Waiting List

Waiting On The Waiting List

Record numbers of patients are awaiting operations on the NHS, as they fail to hit their operating targets for the year. Thousands of patients have been left marooned on waiting lists - some for as long 10 years! Back and to the Left News investig...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson's Prime Ministerial Acceptance Speech Leaked to The Spoof

Boris Johnson's Prime Ministerial Acceptance Speech Leaked to The Spoof

The Spoof has been given sight of the speech which prime minister-elect Boris Johnson is expected to make on the steps of 10 Downing Street after he has met the Queen on Tuesday. Harking back to the message which his heroine Margaret Thatcher gave to...

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Funny story: 'Treason' May: "I denounce the democratic right of populism! I have never said a word, that was worth listening to!"

'Treason' May: "I denounce the democratic right of populism! I have never said a word, that was worth listening to!"

Westminister, LONDON: Theresa 'Treason' May promised, upon becoming Prime Minister of a dis-United Kingdom, to deliver on the EU Referendum, and LEAVE the European Union. Now the outgoing Prime Minister who, after three years, still hasn't satisfi...

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Funny story: Sir Kim Darroch: “I told BoZo to Fuck Off”

Sir Kim Darroch: “I told BoZo to Fuck Off”

“Yes, I must admit I did it that” confessed Sir Kim Darroch, former HMG ambassador to the United States court of King Trump in an exclusive interview with political editor for The Spoof, Paxton Quigley. “So you actually told future prime minister...

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Funny story: Bozo Johnson Concedes in Tory Leadership Race Citing "Back Problem"

Bozo Johnson Concedes in Tory Leadership Race Citing "Back Problem"

The favourite to become Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, has removed himself from the Conservative party leadership contest after coming under mounting pressure following Sir Kim Darroch's resignation as British ambassador to Washington. Critics of Mr...

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Funny story: Tories unsure about benchmarks

Tories unsure about benchmarks

The final two candidates in the race to No. 10 are baffled. After Theresa May's confession that, as a child, she ran through a field of wheat, Boris Johnson and Jeremy Hunt are combing their pasts for feats which might compare with such delinquent en...

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Funny story: More Tory Leadership Candidates Reveal Drug-Fuelled Pasts

More Tory Leadership Candidates Reveal Drug-Fuelled Pasts

The Tory Leadership stakes have risen dramatically in the last 24 hours, with more and more candidates confessing to past illegal drug-use, writes Archery, Bridge, Hare-Jugging, Real Tennis, Topological Homeomorphism and Political Correspondent, Clai...

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Funny story: Theresa May Arrested After 'Fields Of Wheat' Farmer Comes Forward

Theresa May Arrested After 'Fields Of Wheat' Farmer Comes Forward

Prime Minister Theresa May is in police custody tonight after a farmer raised a complaint over trespass on his land which occurred more than half a century ago. Farmer Giles, whose farm is near Wheatley, in Oxfordshire, says that the future Prime...

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Funny story: No 10 Rose Garden Wedding This Summer For New UK PM Boris Johnson

No 10 Rose Garden Wedding This Summer For New UK PM Boris Johnson

London, UK - (Riotous): Tory Party compost heap gardeners are readying to bed down Downing Street’s half acre of splendid floribunda hybrid tease in anticipation of a summer wedding according to The Spoof’s man-with-the-hoe. The new follows recen...

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Funny story: May "Delighted" At Vote Of Confidence

May "Delighted" At Vote Of Confidence

Under-pressure Prime Minister Theresa May heaved a huge sigh of relief and stuck two spindly fingers up to her detractors tonight, when she won the so-called 'no confidence vote' by a landslide, condemning the public to another year of her ugly mug a...

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Funny story: Theresa May Facing Trip To Dole Office

Theresa May Facing Trip To Dole Office

The Chairman of the 1922 Committee, Sir Graham Brady, had a difficult phone call to make this morning, when he had to ring Prime Minister Theresa May, and tell her that he had just received the requisite 48th 'no confidence' letter with regard to her...

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Funny story: Theresa May Banned From Entering Kenya Ever Again

Theresa May Banned From Entering Kenya Ever Again

In what is being treated as a 'purely symbolic action', British Prime Minister Theresa May has received a lifetime ban from Kenya. May visited the African country in September to try and smooth the way for future trade deals between Britain and Ke...

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