Hugh Grant has revealed how absolutely boring the Oscars are and, essentially, always have been. His monotone one-word answers and eye-roll at the end were perfect. As he pushed through the agonizing interview (“Who are you wearing?” They still as…
Recently formed avant-garde jazz band, Hugh Grant's Cumberbund have announced that their first performance will happen at Mithering on the Trent's The Wet Sprocket Pub on May 24th. The pub's landlady, Tracey Brassingthwaite said 'I heard the band'…
Mega-hunk, Hugh Grant, was driving his Maserati 4000 down the Ocean Highway in California, when he got out to enjoy the scenery of the Pacific Ocean and take some pics. But then left his keys in the ignition and the door was locked! Hugh told T…
The remaining Cabinet members decided to move Boris Johnson out of Number 10 Downing Street as soon as possible. However, the Conservative party wanted to retain Number 10 by appointing someone famous and selected actor Hugh Grant, (with approval fro…
THE ART OF AUTO-FELLATIO Oral Sex for One by Gary Griffin Paperback Gary Griffin's book deals sensitively with a controversial subject but I think the title, The Art of Auto-fellatio, is a bit pretentious. Since when has receiving it in a car been considered an art? I should know. In June, 1995, when I was grabbed by the fuzz while parked with a hooker near Sunset Boulevard, then nabbed...
Its some time back in the 80s at a university in Edinburgh and a young couple are in their final year about to go their separate ways. The bloke, played by Hugh Grant wakes up in the bedroom of the girl, played by 90s one hit wonder Haddaway the morning after one final bender in the student union. Hugh Grant - Um, so what am I doing here? Haddaway - What? Hugh Grant - You know? What am I...
HOLLYWOOD - The top executives at CBS are all as happy as woodpeckers in a Dutch wooden clog shoe factory. After meeting with actors Hugh Grant, John Stamos, Rob Lowe, and Jeremy Pivin the network and the creator, writer, and producer of Two and A...
Brit actor Hugh Grant has been asked to replace troubled actor Charlie Sheen in the next series of hit US TV comedy Two And A Half Men. But sources report that talks with the Bridget Jones's Diary star have stalled this week due to "creative diffe...
Whilst Hugh Grant has made no secret of dreading reaching his half century, one would have thought that he could have raised at least a smile. However, it seems even indulging oneself with a brand new Ferrari California, costing in the neighbourhood...
LONDON - Public Relations Guru Matthew Freud, no relation to the Lloyd Freud family of West Wickham, took the old Ukrainian phrase 'Let them eat chocolate cake' quite literally. The two British chaps were at London's Annabel's Nightclub celebratin...
X-Men Origins star Hugh Jackman is said to be 'livid' after a stranger in a public toilet pissed down his leg and splashed his shoe in yet another leaking incident for the star of Wolverine - the tale of a Wolverhampton Wanders fan who grows a beard.
Suave British film actor Hugh Grant has stunned fans by revealing his new spare-time activity. The cash-strapped Four Wedding and a Funeral star has been performing steamy webcam stripteases for Hong Kong businessmen. Grant, 48, charges his sleaz...
Actor Hugh Grant has won lots of publicity, after he accepted a free lunch from the BBC.
Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson was "head butted in the groin" at Euston Station on Monday night, City of Westminster magistrates were told today. The defendant, Kevin Reynolds, 43...
Stereotypes are protesting at the gates of all the major Hollywood studios.
In a shock move, the kings of Hollywood have banned certain words. These words include such favourites as Er, Um, Yeah, Gosh, and Crikey. Certain curse words such as F***, B*****, S***, have been added.
CCN - Hollywood - Today, back in Hollywood, Hugh Grant confesses that thought he was Russell Crowe. "I couldn't find a telephone, so I just grabbed the nearest thing I could find," said Grant. "I'm confident I will be vindica...
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