LONDON - (SATIRE NEWS) - Queen Elizabeth is extremely happy to announce that PM Boris Johnson called her and informed her that British scientists are very, very close to being able to totally eradicate fog.
Her magical majesty, as her grandkids call her, stated that she has been allergic to fog ever since she was a tiny little princess growing up in the town of Mayfair.
She recalls having to stop playing hop scotch, and having to run inside the family castle whenever she saw the dreaded fog approaching.
The queen asked when the antidote for the horrendous fog should be ready.
She was informed that the United Kingdom Fog Agency is simply awaiting permission from The World Health Organization.
SIDENOTE: PM Johnson notes that the sale of fog glasses will definitely diminish, but he added, like they say in Arkansas, "Tough titty said the kitty."
