That Man Everyone Avoids in the Pub is Your MP

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Wednesday, 20 April 2022

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Your Local MP, somewhere in a field.

You know that weird bloke who looks like he got dressed really quickly, to avoid the attentions of a suspicious husband? Yes, him, the one who said those things about Hitler, and how in his day complaining was for sissies ‘When you could call them sissies without their heads exploding and complaining on twitter'. Yes, him, anyway, he is your MP.

I am sorry to break it to you, but there it is. It is not great news that he is using a platform such as politics, and representing what his constituents really feel, but he does a job. Of sorts. He does a job of sorts, and I know that people say he is a Donkey, but even a Mother loves a Donkey, even this Donkey. There has to be someone somewhere to speak up for him…..Oh, there isn’t? Really? Are you sure? Can’t we even pay someone? What about those people in pop bands that aren’t popular anymore? Someone from Steps? Oh, they would be too ashamed? The band that sang 5,6,7,8, and did Line-Dancing? What about Bewitched? Oh, well, C’est La Vie.

Anyway, him. You know him….You do. Mad hair? The slight desperation of the man who was picked last for PE? Anyway, he represents your views, and there is nothing you or, anyone else can do about it. Sorry, we really are.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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