Gary Johnson has been watching his new neighbours, who have just moved in from picturesque local Hamlet Horse-trough for three hours, and now thinks he is James Stewart.
‘Yes, I love all of the old films’ began Gary ‘Rear Window is just a classic’.
Neighbours Bob and Maggie Flower-power said ‘If that bloke at the window of number five doesn’t stop staring soon I will report him. I mean, I hear that there is not much to do in Chutney on the Fritz, but this is ridiculous. I mean we had to leave Horse-trough because of all of that business with the vicar, and I don’t really want to start anywhere new. We have Swingers parties to organise.’
Gary Johnson is now in the garden. He has missed the group of near-do-wells loitering outside number 7.
