Theatre Reviewer still using Pretentious Words

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Wednesday, 20 April 2022

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I Feel that this show surfed the Zeitgeist with every sinew

Theatre Reviewer Bob Montgomery is still using pretentious words in all of his reviews.

‘Yes’ said Bob ‘I grew up reading Q Magazine, and all of that type of smorgasbord of entertainment, so using my Diamante like the plethora of words and their myriad meanings, I put them all into my reviews’.

Bob always wanted to be a Poet, but after having one poem published in the Sixth Form Magazine he decided that fame and fortune weren’t for him.

‘Tragedy of a quotient nature I feel’ said Bob. Sadly, Bob doesn’t know what every word he uses means. He is Pretentious like that.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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