Theatre Reviewer Bob Montgomery is still using pretentious words in all of his reviews.
‘Yes’ said Bob ‘I grew up reading Q Magazine, and all of that type of smorgasbord of entertainment, so using my Diamante like the plethora of words and their myriad meanings, I put them all into my reviews’.
Bob always wanted to be a Poet, but after having one poem published in the Sixth Form Magazine he decided that fame and fortune weren’t for him.
‘Tragedy of a quotient nature I feel’ said Bob. Sadly, Bob doesn’t know what every word he uses means. He is Pretentious like that.