A Female Dentist In Portsmouth Has Just Broken The United Kingdom Record By Achieving 26 Orgasms in 41 Seconds

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Thursday, 3 February 2022

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Since setting the orgasm record, Dr. Buckingwood has seen her patient number double.

PORTSMOUTH, England – (Satire News) – A Portsmouth dentist has just set a new sexual record.

Dr. Olivia V. Buckingwood, 41, has just set the UK record by achieving 26 orgasms in 41 seconds.

The record was set at the Annual Orgasm Competition, which was held at the Royal Alfred Hall in downtown Portsmouth.

The yearly event is held each February and is co-sponsored by Stella Artois Beer, and Joan-of-Arc Glow-in-the-Dark pantiliners.

Ms, Buckingwood, who once dated Mick Jagger's grandson, broke the old record of 24, which had been set back in February of 2013.

SIDENOTE. The judges for the event were Elizabeth Hurley, Len Goodman, and Sarah Ferguson.

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