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Funny story: Man Buys Yellow Shoes After Vendor Tells Him They'll Be A Hit With The Ladies

Man Buys Yellow Shoes After Vendor Tells Him They'll Be A Hit With The Ladies

A man who might be best described as 'a bit gullible', has revealed how he was persuaded by the vendor in a shoe shop to buy a pair of yellow shoes which, said the vendor, would be an instant hit with females, and would make him a 'lady magnet'. M…

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Funny story: Man Pedals 6 Miles On Wrong Side Of Road, In Attempt To Find Shoe

Man Pedals 6 Miles On Wrong Side Of Road, In Attempt To Find Shoe

A young girl who had fallen asleep on the family motorbike, and whose shoe had slipped from her foot whilst she was in repose, had her father to thank for its retrieval, after he pedalled more than 6 miles on the wrong side of the road to search for…

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Funny story: Shoe Shop For People With One Foot Now Open

Shoe Shop For People With One Foot Now Open

A shoe shop that caters exclusively for people with one leg, or rather, with one foot, has opened its doors to the general public, or rather, that section of the general public that has only one foot. The Landmine Footwear Emporium deals specific…

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Funny story: 'Wear Normal Shoes And Save The Planet' Rants Fort Lauderdale Man

'Wear Normal Shoes And Save The Planet' Rants Fort Lauderdale Man

Fort Lauderdale man, Frank Tunc, unleashed a vitriolic tirade of abuse on his Facebook page yesterday, demanding that friends, family and anyone else with access to his profile, stop wearing footwear that is damaging the planet. The post, which wa…

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Funny story: Man's Feet Looked Silly After He Got Sunburnt Whilst Wearing Flip-Flops

Man's Feet Looked Silly After He Got Sunburnt Whilst Wearing Flip-Flops

A man who should, perhaps, have given more consideration to the kind of footwear he was wearing whilst out in the sun, has been left with silly-looking feet due to sunburn. Moys Kenwood, 56, has been wearing flip-flops during his extended enforced…

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Donates 202 Pairs of Her Shoes to the Red Cross

Oprah Winfrey Donates 202 Pairs of Her Shoes to the Red Cross

MONTECITO, California – The undisputed Queen of Daytime Television recently admitted that she is starting to miss the day-to-day grind of doing a TV talk show. Oprah, who turned 66 in January, said that she has been keeping busy growing okra, onio...

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Funny story: Co-Workers Enjoy Hearty Chuckle at Boss's Expense

Co-Workers Enjoy Hearty Chuckle at Boss's Expense

Co-workers Martha Shea and Chris Belmont shared a hearty chuckle after their boss, Rebecca Fraser, walked into their office with toilet paper dragging from the heel of her fashionable black pump. "She's super stylish, kind of a fashionista, which...

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Funny story: Velcro Straps Are Starting To Lose Their Stickability

Velcro Straps Are Starting To Lose Their Stickability

One of the greatest changes to footwear in the late 1970s, was the introduction of velcro 'strap' fasteners instead of traditional shoelaces, but the velcro on one man's trainers is losing its effectiveness, and is no longer reliable, causing his sho...

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Funny story: Man's Shoes Are Indestructible

Man's Shoes Are Indestructible

A pair of cheap shoes bought at a market almost twenty years ago have lasted much longer than their owner expected them to, it's been revealed. The pair of rubberized, slip-on-style beach shoes cost only 99 Baht when purchased at Bangkok's Chatuch...

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Funny story: Trendy Vicar buys trainers that were trendy in the 1980's

Trendy Vicar buys trainers that were trendy in the 1980's

Colin Braithwaite, a northern vicar, has bought some trainers that were briefly popular in the 1980s. He told us 'I saw these trainers on-line on eBay and thought that what I need as a trendy vicar, is some trendy trainers, to go with my trendy ta...

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Funny story: Kanye West designer smelly, sweaty sneakers worth more than fitted kitchens!

Kanye West designer smelly, sweaty sneakers worth more than fitted kitchens!

With North Korea exploding, Houston sinking, and the rest of the world going "bananas", it seems there is no limit to utter insanity infecting the minds of modern day generations. Stinking designer sneakers, better known as trainers, are being flo...

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Funny story: "Dolly Babe" shoes for boys are not sexist!

"Dolly Babe" shoes for boys are not sexist!

In these days of sensitive sexism naming, and offending comments, it seems we have reached new heights down below as a range of shoes (yes shoes!) has caused uproar among parents! "Dolly Babe" shoes are being sold parallel to "Leader" shoes and gu...

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Funny story: Kanye: KKK, You Need To Update Your Image

Kanye: KKK, You Need To Update Your Image

After stirring controversy by using a Confederate Flag to promote his Yeezus tour, Kanye West has stirred yet another racial hornets nest: This time he wants to redesign the traditional garb of the Ku Klux Klan. "If I had been around at the end o...

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Funny story: "Satan Socks" Vicar Banned from Todmorden Pub

"Satan Socks" Vicar Banned from Todmorden Pub

A vicar who believes shoes and socks are "the tools of the Devil" has been turned away from a pub in Todmorden, West Yorkshire, for being barefooted. Martin Chuzzlewit, 56, landlord of the Splintered Potsherd on Boundary Street, asked the Reverend...

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Funny story: Soccer Players Part of "Homosexual Abomination"

Soccer Players Part of "Homosexual Abomination"

An Orthodox Russian priest is celebrating Russia's loss in the World Cup. This is because it's all part of a "homosexual abomination" plan to oppose Christianity. Father Alexander Shumsky has apparently determined this by looking at the brightly...

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Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch Adjustable Height Heels

Sparks and Mensa launch Adjustable Height Heels

Sparks and Mensa, the high street department store used by people with more brains than cash, has developed the latest must have trend for women: adjustable height heels. "We've all been there," said product designer Frank Boshell. "Sometimes we n...

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Funny story: Tennessee Votes To Restrict Clogging

Tennessee Votes To Restrict Clogging

NASHVILLE - Effective Wednesday, May 1, 2013, Tennessee cloggers will find a restriction placed on their beloved clogging. According to Cutter Shiloh, a reporter with American Spotlight Magazine, the Tennessee State Senate has passed a law that wi...

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