Man has become his own weather-forecaster

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 8 August 2021

image for Man has become his own weather-forecaster
Feels like rain again, Mr Asshat

Brian Asshat, Chutney on the Fritz's most well-known collector of artisan paper clips, has during lockdown become his own forecaster.

'Yes' said Brian, sporting a healthy amount of nasal hair 'I realised that I don't need any weather-people telling me what the weather is going to be like when I can just look out the window. If I take an umbrella, and a cagoule, and let's face it, which self-respecting man doesn't do that, I will be fine'.

Brian has also discovered that he doesn't need cookery shows, as he can open his can of baked beans, and doesn't need anyone else to write fiction, because his dreams are the only entertainment he will ever need.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more