Prince Andrew denies all knowledge of the existence of Trump

Written by Clive Danton

Wednesday, 4 December 2019

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Prince Andrew (right) meeting somebody who isn’t Donald Trump. Picture courtesy of the Buckingham Palace archive for awkward

Following President Donald Trump’s denial of knowing Prince Andrew yesterday, the Prince himself last night moved swiftly to scotch rumours that he has ever met Trump, or that he even exists.

Speaking to the BBC’s Andrew Marr in a hastily-arranged interview, the beleaguered royal claimed never to have met Trump in any capacity, either official or social.

He then went on to say that he has never even heard of Trump, and that he assumed Barack Obama was still in the White House. “I have never seen this gentleman before, let alone, had any form of association or meetings with him,” he told Marr.

Following some strong questioning from Marr, during which the BBC man produced a series of photographs showing the two men together on a number of occasions, the Prince seemed to alter his position markedly: “Look, I meet an awful lot of people in an awful lot of places. I can’t possibly be expected to remember everybody.

“In any case, it seems pretty clear that these photographs have been doctored in some way. Especially the ones showing us both being intimately massaged by Jeffrey Epstein and some naked teen girls.”

The under-fire Prince received another body blow yesterday when a Thai brothel in Whitechapel, East London, removed their ‘By Royal Appointment’ logo from their headed notepaper.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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