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Funny story: Jailed sex offenders to rattle tin mugs in celebration of Prince Andrew's birthday.

Jailed sex offenders to rattle tin mugs in celebration of Prince Andrew's birthday.

Over 50 inmates on the sex offender wing at HMP Wormwood Scrubs in London, are set to mark the 60th birthday of Prince Andrew at lunchtime today, by rattling their enamelled tin mugs before singing, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow. One inmate, servin...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew denies all knowledge of the existence of Trump

Prince Andrew denies all knowledge of the existence of Trump

Following President Donald Trump’s denial of knowing Prince Andrew yesterday, the Prince himself last night moved swiftly to scotch rumours that he has ever met Trump, or that he even exists. Speaking to the BBC’s Andrew Marr in a hastily-arranged...

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Funny story: Pick Me Up Before You Sex Offend

Pick Me Up Before You Sex Offend

A Scottish “pickup artist” who refers to himself as Addy A-Game has been jailed for two years for threatening behaviour towards women in the street. Mr A-Game would secretly film himself walking up to random ladies in quiet streets, and running some...

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Funny story: Brighton Pier won't be charged with sex offences

Brighton Pier won't be charged with sex offences

Brighton, West Sussex - Despite sackfuls of evidence of what really went on in the back of its dodgem bumper cars the UK's premier pleasure pier will not be charged with decades of kiddy-fiddling. This morning Crown Prosecutors admitted they'd bl...

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Funny story: Bus Nutjobs Becoming Rare - Advertising Campaign Launched To Recruit More

Bus Nutjobs Becoming Rare - Advertising Campaign Launched To Recruit More

A survey among bus passengers has revealed that only one in every fifty buses now has a regular "fruitcake" passenger. Bus companies have placed full page advertisements in all the major newspapers to try to recruit and train new applicants. The surv...

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Funny story: Japanese Premier Burned By Pants On Fire

Japanese Premier Burned By Pants On Fire

Yesterday, Prime Minister of Japan, Shinzo Abe, paid his "deepest respects" to the war dead at a Shinto shrine in Tokyo. The shrine honors, among others, Class A war criminals from World War II. Some were executed after the war because they committe...

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Funny story: Apathetic Sex Offenders Gleeful at the Prospect of a New Challenge

Apathetic Sex Offenders Gleeful at the Prospect of a New Challenge

Sex offenders who have lost their appetite for crime are to be given a new zeal for acts of a heinous nature thanks to some soon to be released products known as Anti Rape Underwear. AR Wear, the company behind the products, will see prototypes ro...

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Funny story: Newsnight exposes famous BBC children's entertainer as yet another pervert!

Newsnight exposes famous BBC children's entertainer as yet another pervert!

Just when we thought the BBC sex crimes scandal could get no worse Newsnight have exposed another major BBC star. The most startling claim of abuse in the programme appeared to come from a female known only as Soo; who claimed to have been abused by...

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Funny story: Castration of German sex offenders is degrading say the CPT (Maybe their victims think differently)!

Castration of German sex offenders is degrading say the CPT (Maybe their victims think differently)!

The European Committee for the Prevention of Torture and Inhuman or Degrading Treatment or Punishment (CPT) have called castration for sex-offenders degrading and the process should be forbidden. Although castration happens rarely because most sex...

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Funny story: Controversial Game show 'Second Chance' to air in October

Controversial Game show 'Second Chance' to air in October

Everyone deserves a second chance...or do they? This is the premise of a controversial new reality show to air in the autumn. The show's contestants are made up of a group of social pariahs who, most would agree are beyond the pale, and many would be...

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Funny story: Navy Corpsman Confirms: Bin Laden Burial Bath First He Had in Years!

Navy Corpsman Confirms: Bin Laden Burial Bath First He Had in Years!

A retired Marine Corpsman confirmed what is now seeping out on the internet, that Osama Bin Laden was a very 'dirty' fifty-four year old Terrorist who refused to shower, terrorized women and was addicted to Porn! Confirming the charges is a new bo...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Tweets: "I Can't get It Up and Down Anymore!"

Tiger Woods Tweets: "I Can't get It Up and Down Anymore!"

The golf world was in shock today as the latest Tweet from Tiger Woods seems to indicate his days as the World's most feared golfer are over! Tweeting from his River to Ocean palatial compound in South Florida, a morose Tiger admitted his skills...

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Funny story: Some wedding VIPs are on the sex offenders register Palace admits

Some wedding VIPs are on the sex offenders register Palace admits

London - A motley crew of perverts, pimps, assorted molesters, sheep-shaggers and not-so-closet Nazis will be sitting in the Abbey front row on Friday. And up to 100 hold hyper-super-dooper injunction gagging orders issued by Mr Justice Omerta in...

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Funny story: A Top Canadian Miltary Man Erased From the Face of the Earth MOSTLY true story

A Top Canadian Miltary Man Erased From the Face of the Earth MOSTLY true story

A top Canadian Military man has been erased as only the Canadians know how to do. This despicable person was allowed to wear his uniform by day, command troops and pick up a huge pay check whilst sexually assaulting and even killing women, by ni...

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Funny story: Man Enters Sweepstakes, Winds Up On Sex Offender Registry

Man Enters Sweepstakes, Winds Up On Sex Offender Registry

November 27, 2009- Local resident Jim Donahue was shocked to discover that he had been added to the National Sex Offender Registry after he entered a popular magazine sweepstakes Saturday. "I was picking which magazines I wanted to subscribe to an...

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Funny story: FSA astonish financial world with new anouncement

FSA astonish financial world with new anouncement

UK Financial Regulator the FSA, has rocked the financial world today, announcing a bizarre new recruitment policy. FSA spokes-person Grenville Mann-Gland, society louche and inveterate cottager announced today from FSA HQ or Shit Towers as it has...

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Funny story: Homeless Sex Offenders Live in Tents North of Atlanta

Homeless Sex Offenders Live in Tents North of Atlanta

COBB COUNTY, GA (ABSNN) - Approximately one dozen convicted sex offenders who have been released from prison on parole, are being forced to live out in the woods north of Atlanta, Georgia due to the nation's most restrictive laws governing where sex...

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