Plans to plant several tons of explosive materials under the Houses of Parliament in order to annihilate a 'full house' of members on Tuesday, are going well, and are on schedule, it has been rumoured.
An unknown number of malcontents have been busy scurrying backwards and forwards between parliament and the docks for the last two weeks, amassing enough material to send the whole building - and much of the surrounding area - into orbit.
Politics in the country has suffered badly over the last few years, at the hands of a new breed of politicians who seem to feel serving their electors is a secondary responsibility, rather lagging behind their own needs, and those of their wealthy masters.
Fortunately, however, there are guys who would rectify this.
