Democrats Vote To Decriminalize Crime: No More Folsom Prison Blues

Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Saturday, 9 November 2019

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A Black Day

BILLINGSGATE POST: No more Folsom Prison Blues. If Johnny Cash were still alive, he wouldn’t be able to visit this California prison near Sacramento. The music he recorded inside these walls would now fall on deaf ears, because crime has been decriminalized in California by egg-sucking Democrats who control the vote in the state.

That would be a damn shame.


I hear the train a comin' it's rollin' round the bend
And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when
I'm stuck in Folsom Prison and time keeps dragging on
But that train keeps a rollin' on down to San Antone.

When I was just a baby my mama told me son
Always be a good boy don't ever play with guns
But I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
When I hear that whistle blowin' I hang my head and I cry.

I bet there's rich folks eatin' in a fancy dining car
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smokin' big cigars
But I know I had it comin' I know I can't be free
But them people keep a movin' that's what tortures me.

Well if they freed me from this prison if that railroad train was mine
I bet I'd move it on a little farther down the line
Far from Folsom Prison that's where I want to stay
And I'd let that lonesome whistle blow my blues away...

Slim: “It would have been a black day for Johnny Cash.”

Dirty: “Yo, Dude. That’s why he never wore white.”

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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