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Funny story: Eastender character embarrassed on the bus

Eastender character embarrassed on the bus

Claude Whathisname, a character actor on Eastenders, was shocked to realise that he had had torrid affairs with four passengers, three failed businesses involving eight of them, owed money to another four, and had seen another passenger at the GUM cl...

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Funny story: Ray Winstone Lands EastEnders Part

Ray Winstone Lands EastEnders Part

Ray Winstone, the star of the cult 1979 movie, 'Scum', and 2000's 'Sexy Beast', is to make a guest star appearance in the upcoming Christmas edition of BBC soap, EastEnders, it has been revealed. He will then become a full member of the cast. Wins...

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Funny story: Man And His Wife Saw EastEnders Ricky Butcher In Magaluf

Man And His Wife Saw EastEnders Ricky Butcher In Magaluf

A man and his wife enjoying an evening promenade in the Majorcan tourist resort of Magaluf were shocked and surprised to see the EastEnders character Ricky Butcher sitting outside a bar with his friends, getting blathered. His ex-wife, I mean.

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Funny story: Boris Johnson Meets Barbara Windsor About Dementia, But There Is Confusion Over Which Of The Two Has Been More Severely Affected

Boris Johnson Meets Barbara Windsor About Dementia, But There Is Confusion Over Which Of The Two Has Been More Severely Affected

Prime Minister, Boris Johnson took time off from driving the country nearer to destruction this afternoon, when he met with former EastEnders actress, Barbara Windsor, for a discussion on dementia. Introductions went well, but, during the meeting,...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Read The News At Ten

Harry Maguire To Read The News At Ten

Harry Maguire, the one-time Hull City carthorse who earler this week signed for Manchester United from Leicester City, is a popular man. He's also extremely handsome. And muscular. That's the reason behind the BBC's decision to ask the £80milli...

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Funny story: Jimmy White And 'Rocket' Ronnie O'Sullivan Get EastEnders Call-up

Jimmy White And 'Rocket' Ronnie O'Sullivan Get EastEnders Call-up

The big news in British entertainment circles this week is that snooker legends Jimmy White and Ronnie O'Sullivan have landed major starring roles in the miserable BBC soap drama, EastEnders. Jimmy and Ronnie will enter the show in the autumn, as...

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Funny story: Anne Hegerty Is The Spitting Image Of The Governess From 'The Chase'

Anne Hegerty Is The Spitting Image Of The Governess From 'The Chase'

Viewers of ITV's 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here' were jamming the broadcaster's switchboard last night after becoming emotional over the heartwarming performance of a contestant named Anne Hegerty who, unfortunately, said the viewers, was also t...

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Funny story: EastEnders Phil And Grant Team Up For Violent TV Series

EastEnders Phil And Grant Team Up For Violent TV Series

'EastEnders' brothers Phil and Grant Mitchell have been lined up to star in a new BBC drama show where the pair are constantly trying to seek out and kill fellow Albert Square resident Ian Beale, who has gone on the run. It's the first spin-off fr...

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Funny story: Danny Dyer Appointed as Brexit Secretary

Danny Dyer Appointed as Brexit Secretary

"Prime Minister" Theresa May surprised both Brexiteer and Remainer members of her party today when she appointed EastEnders on-screen hard man Danny Dyer as Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union following the resignation of the previous s...

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Funny story: EastEnders Pair Are The Best Of Friends Offscreen

EastEnders Pair Are The Best Of Friends Offscreen

It's been reported that the onscreen rivalry between EastEnders actors Adam Woodyatt and Steve McFadden, who play Ian Beale and Phil Mitchell respectively, could not be further from the truth, and the two are the best of friends when filming is over.

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Funny story: EastEnders Adam Woodyatt Changes Name To Ian Beale

EastEnders Adam Woodyatt Changes Name To Ian Beale

In a move which some will say was inevitable, the 'EastEnders' star Adam Woodyatt, who plays Ian Beale, has changed his name to Ian Beale. Woodyatt, or 'Beale', has played 'Ian' since the show was first aired in 1985, and has come to think of hims...

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Funny story: Neymar Offered 'Role' In EastEnders

Neymar Offered 'Role' In EastEnders

Brazilian footballer Neymar has been wowing the crowds at the World Cup in Russia with some stunning performances, and 2 goals so far, but the fans are not the only people the 26-year-old has been impressing. Executives at the BBC have been meetin...

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Funny story: Tonight's "Eastenders" to Top All -Time Viewing Figures

Tonight's "Eastenders" to Top All -Time Viewing Figures

An estimated 37 million people will be watching tonights riveting episode of EASTENDERS, Britains most popular soap first broadcast on Feb 19/ 1985. Here is the story so far... Belinda doesn't believe Neville when he says he did not have a thr...

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Funny story: Eastbenders - We Can Do Better Than Coronation Street Minibus Crash

Eastbenders - We Can Do Better Than Coronation Street Minibus Crash

T.V. "soap" writers, outraged by the record breaking viewing statistics generated by the Corrie minibus crash have vowed to go one better. The whole cast of Cockney soap, Eastbenders are about to be involved in a South Asia "aircraft gone missing"...

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Funny story: Critics rave as Eastenders nails the cycle of life

Critics rave as Eastenders nails the cycle of life

The BBC has been showered with accolades after the screening of the Eastenders episode handling the Beale Bereavement last week. Torquil Faversham, Head of Gritty Plot Lines explained, 'We knew we couldn't expose the nation to the terrible loss of an...

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Funny story: Millwall Fans Split Into Three Factions

Millwall Fans Split Into Three Factions

Fans of Millwall FC, in trouble recently for fighting amongst themselves at Wembley Stadium, have announced that they have split, not into two warring factions, but three. The FA Cup semi-final tie against Wigan Athletic was noteworthy, largely, f...

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Funny story: Ian Beale Becomes A Sponge Cake

Ian Beale Becomes A Sponge Cake

The BBC has released a picture of EastEnders' Ian Beale looking a little worse for wear on the streets of Walford following his nightmarish transformation into a Victoria sponge cake. The café owner heartthrob disappeared from Albert Square last m...

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