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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Fight Prince Charles In Historic UFC Showdown

Harry Maguire To Fight Prince Charles In Historic UFC Showdown

BILLINGSGATE POST: Pending dual approval by British Chancellor of the Exchequer, Sajid Javier and Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, the UFC showdown between suspended Manchester United defenseman Harry Maguire and Prince Charles has been set for October...

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Funny story: You Cannot Make A Silk’s Purse Out Of A Sow’s Rear Prince Charles’ Barrister Is Told

You Cannot Make A Silk’s Purse Out Of A Sow’s Rear Prince Charles’ Barrister Is Told

London, UK - (ReUterus): A right royal bun fight at the Courts of Justice has seen judges throw out legal moves to foist ‘Queen Camilla’ on an unsuspecting British pubic. Sitting en banc at the three-day hearing the country’s most senior law lords...

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Funny story: The Queen is Planning Trump's Next Visit

The Queen is Planning Trump's Next Visit

Buckingham Palace, London, UK Her Majesty the Queen has figured out that, whenever Trump is having exceptionally bad trouble at home, even worse than his usual trouble, he takes a road trip. "Right now he's in North Korea. He'll probably want to...

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Funny story: Duchess Of Cornwall Uses Horse Whispering Skills To Talk Down Maniacal Robert Irwin

Duchess Of Cornwall Uses Horse Whispering Skills To Talk Down Maniacal Robert Irwin

Robert Irwin, son of deceased and crazed Australian naturalist Steve Irwin, had to be put under a spell of some sort by the Duchess Of Cornwall after he released venomous snakes at a black tie charity event in London. The Duchess is well known fo...

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Funny story: Royal corgis victims of Rolf Harris

Royal corgis victims of Rolf Harris

A spokesman for Buckingham Palace has confirmed rumours circulating in London that the Royal corgis were amongst Rolf Harris' victims of sexual abuse. However rumours of a foursome involving the Duchess of Cornwell have been hotly denied by the Ro...

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Funny story: Russian submarine spotted off the Duchess of Cornwall

Russian submarine spotted off the Duchess of Cornwall

International Waters, The Lizard - A rogue submatine thought to be under the command of Captain Marko Ramius has been sighted off Camilla's private quarters a royal protection racket source said today. The Red Oktober, a Yeltsin-class submersible...

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Funny story: Queen Falls Asleep During Prince Charles Speech

Queen Falls Asleep During Prince Charles Speech

Buckingham Palace, London, England-Queen Elizabeth, as did most of the rest of the audience, fell asleep during a Prince Charles speech yesterday. "All he had to do was say 'gardening' and I was out" said the Queen. "It at least used to take long...

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Funny story: Camilla To Play "Dawn" In New 'Dawn, Of The Planet Of The Ape-Women'

Camilla To Play "Dawn" In New 'Dawn, Of The Planet Of The Ape-Women'

Camilla Parker, Duchess of Cornish is to play the title role in Prince Edward's debut movie, "Dawn, of The Planet of The Ape Women", playing a female ape-humanoid creature instead of incumbent Helen-Bonnington-Carter. Prince Edward, who always th...

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Funny story: Brit soak's sudden pavement slip RIP...or was he pushed?

Brit soak's sudden pavement slip RIP...or was he pushed?

New York - Well oiled after attending a West 46th St club bash involving loads of booze UK travel writer and elephant obsessive Mark Shand has been reported dead this evening after a mishap involving some treacherous New York pavement slabs. Frie...

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Funny story: The Taliban Plot To Kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles Is Foiled

The Taliban Plot To Kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles Is Foiled

LONDON - Scotland Yard has reported that they have uncovered a political plot by the infamous Taliban to kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles, wife of Prince Charles. Officer Higgins Higginbrook speaking to Chatsworth Wigginholt of The Ta Ta For Now News...

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Funny story: Sales of Pippa Middleton's Tell All Book Go Through The Roof

Sales of Pippa Middleton's Tell All Book Go Through The Roof

CHICAGO - A spokesperson for The Fig Leaf Bookstore, which is one of the nation's largest, has stated that Pippa Middleton's new tell-all book, titled Pippa's Royal Rumblings is literally flying off the bookshelves. The book which Len Goodman, Bar...

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Funny story: New Zealander will not throw horseshit at Prince Charles: will throw sheepshit instead

New Zealander will not throw horseshit at Prince Charles: will throw sheepshit instead

WELLINGTON, New Zealand (ABSNN) - A court in this New Zealand city ruled today that "this country is a Horseshit Free Zone." The ruling came on the heels of the arrest of an anti-monarchist, Sam Bracanov, a seventy-six year old man who made it c...

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Funny story: Naming Kate's girls (and Trumps's two-bits)

Naming Kate's girls (and Trumps's two-bits)

NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - Donald Trump places "all the blame for the fuss about the topless photos of Kate Middleton squarely on Kate herself." "There should be a law," says Trump, "that no British Royal be allowed to get nekkid, ever, even when bat...

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Funny story: Charles And Camilla Will Wear Second Hand Clothes For Their Australian Holiday!

Charles And Camilla Will Wear Second Hand Clothes For Their Australian Holiday!

Prince Charles and his wife Camilla will not be buying new clothes to take with them on their Diamond Jubilee touring holiday to Australia, New Zealand and Papua New Guinea this November. Instead they will be taking with them some of the clothes the...

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Funny story: Irish Newspaper Goes One Better In Topless Royal Scandal

Irish Newspaper Goes One Better In Topless Royal Scandal

Not to be outdone in the media frenzy surrounding the recent exposure of the Duchess of Cambridge's modest breasts, the Irish tabloid, The Sunday Gobshite, has printed rather unflattering photos of another senior member of the British Royal Family.

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Funny story: Portuguese Man of War found up Camilla's skirt

Portuguese Man of War found up Camilla's skirt

Cornwall - A gelatinous Cabo-adjunto - ['Attached corporal'] has been found washed up in the Duchess of Cornwall nether regions according to marine pest control reports. Described by Portuguese military sources as a varmint 'with a gas-filled blad...

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Funny story: 99% of tabloids' royal family bollocks sourced to bigamist Camilla

99% of tabloids' royal family bollocks sourced to bigamist Camilla

London - Cringe-making stories about royal humbug are being lapped up by red tops deprived of phone-hacked stuff. And most of the rubbish is coming from Camilla, doyenne of Palace bollocks and other unsavory crap. At an editorial meeting of QM-...

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