While balancing a new fuzzy crown on her head, Queen Camilla (yes, she's a queen! Can you believe it? Is this a joke? Oh, it's not... it's real? Oh my goodness... there are only a few Pythons left alive!) asked if she had to take it home. "The cas…
Prince Harry attended the royal coronation of his father to honor him, but he says that upon reflection, he would have preferred to have stayed in America and taken his family to eat at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. The Prince, who is a big fan of T…
Camilla, our New Queen (sort of) - was on Antiques Roadshow recently showing an old, rare English - made snuffbox. (Even back then - most things in England were imported.) She charmed viewers with her pleasant personality. In chatting wit…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The FBI is reporting that King Charles III, has just informed them that effective immediately, he is naming his 70-year-old, sexy wife, Camilla Parker Bowles to be the head of The Buckingham Palace Security Agency.
King Charles has fleas. Camilla has to pluck them out every night before she tucks the King into his royal bunkbed. She has bitten into them, and found them not to her liking. Still, she swallowed. The King says they are not British fleas, tha…
MANCHESTER - (Satire News) - The Manchester Morning Manc Newspaper is reporting that Queen Consort Camilla Parker Bowles is being considered to be the United Kingdom's next prime minister. MMM reporter Cutter Shiloh, informed the public that King…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The one and only person that King Charles III, has to listen to has spoken. The new king's wife, Queen Consort Camilla Parker Bowles, let her hubby know that she wants Buckingham Palace to be painted in her favorite color…
"It is also a lot like the movie - 'Fatal Attraction'", said Basil Blathering. "The Vulnerable Male can't keep away from the femme fatale female." Basil is working on his third un - authorized biography, after the Margaret Thatcher and Jane Aust…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Camilla Parker has said that now that her husband Charles, has just been crowned King Charles, there is no woman in the entire universe who is happier than her. And her new Royal title is now, Camilla, Queen Consort…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Camilla Parker Bowles, the Duchess of Cornwall, stated that at the age of 74, she finds that there are certain things that she can no longer eat. One of these foods is lobster tails. Another is chicken fried jellyfish.
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Tittle Tattle Tonight has broken the story that Mr. and Mrs. Prince Charles visited California and are looking to buy a beach home on Malibu Beach. 3T writer Pico de Gallo, commented that Charlie, as Brit comedian Ric…
MEMPHIS, Tennessee - (Satire News) - The Omnium Gatherum News Agency has just broken the story that the Trumptard, (aka The Racist Loser), was apprehended inside a Victoria's Secret store. Melania's husband was caught wearing a turquoise dress, a…
LONDON – (UK Satire) – The Prince of Wales, Prince Charles recently spoke with Piers Morgan, and he accidentally let it slip that his wife, The Duchess of Cornwall (Camilla Parker Bowles) has an intimate tattoo. Charlie, as Mick Jagger calls him,…
LONDON – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of Buckingham Palace say that Queen Elizabeth II has made it abundantly clear to President Trump that he will never set foot in England again. According to London’s Tickety Boo News, Prince Charles noted…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Pending dual approval by British Chancellor of the Exchequer, Sajid Javier and Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, the UFC showdown between suspended Manchester United defenseman Harry Maguire and Prince Charles has been set for October...
London, UK - (ReUterus): A right royal bun fight at the Courts of Justice has seen judges throw out legal moves to foist ‘Queen Camilla’ on an unsuspecting British pubic. Sitting en banc at the three-day hearing the country’s most senior law lords...
Buckingham Palace, London, UK Her Majesty the Queen has figured out that, whenever Trump is having exceptionally bad trouble at home, even worse than his usual trouble, he takes a road trip. "Right now he's in North Korea. He'll probably want to...
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