A longer than planned holiday in sunny Syria, which turned into 'matrimonial heaven', went pear-shaped after a teeny Brit girl fell head (he still had one) over heels in love with a Syrian Romeo and now she is demanding to be repatriated.
UK immigration authorities have been ordered by PM May to interview the teeny before allowing her back in on the back of a lorry carrying several other ex-pats, with their heads still on.
So immigration officers sailed over the channel to interview her and here is a secret peep into the interview carried out in the Jungle of Calais. (BTW, Jaggedone applied to do the interview for the Home Office, but they refused on the grounds that Jaggedone's CIA: Cockroach Infiltration Army, is an army of non-Brexit reporters wearing yellow vests attempting to cause a revolution with the sole intention of sending May, BOJO and Mogg to Syria to strike a deal with ISIS because the EU ain't listening anyway!)
Anyway, since I'm too lazy to write this up as a proper narrative, here's the interview:
Immigration Officer to ex-pat: "Why is your head still on your shoulders, it must be a conspiracy?"
Ex-pat teeny: Well mate, they spared me because I have their baby in my belly and they wanted a decent future for it in the UK?"
Immigration officer to Ex-pat: But madam that is hypocrisy pure!"
Ex-pat to immigration officer: Yeah mate, that's why they want me to go back to the UK, it's full of hypocrites, May will understand of course!"
Immigration officer to Ex-pat: OK, deal, we'll smuggle you in on the next UK bound lorry, anonymous, make sure you have your baby in one of our wonderful NHS hospitals and, the Queen will give you an OBE for bravery!"
Ex-pat teeny to immigration officer: Thanks mate, but make sure several of my ISIS husbands join me, you mob in the UK could do with having a few heads rolling, especially those toffee-nosed ERG creeps!
The UK was always, and still is, a bastion of pristine democracy, human rights, love and respect for those who risk their lives in the service for mankind (and their own ego-trips), and this spoof proves that!!