Written by Jaki Treehorn

Friday, 1 February 2019

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Washington - Fox News commentator, Tucker Carlson, admitted on-air to outraged viewers, that one of the violent crimes reported by the network involved a suspect actually born in the United States.

“We have worked diligently to keep our viewers informed of the tidal wave of criminal activity in this country, almost all committed by undocumented aliens, but we let one slip by, we do apologize. We will take steps to insure this does not happen again in order to keep our narrative intact,” said Carlson.

“We caught this right away. Our people don’t do crime; we don’t need Fox turning into CNN-Fake News!” tweeted President Trump after the original broadcast.

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