Prince Philip To Change His Car To One That 'Causes' Fewer Accidents

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Sunday, 20 January 2019

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In Royal news, Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, is considering changing his vehicle, after spectacularly failing to realize that, at 97 years old, accidents are your own fault, not the car's.

The accident-prone Duke was involved in a smash with another motorist on Thursday in Sandringham, when he 'rolled' his Land Rover Freelander, in what has become known as the Royal Roll.

Speaking to the police as if they were idiots, he told them he had experienced "many significant problems" with the vehicle, and would be changing it at the earliest opportunity.

The Spoof understands the Duke will be swapping his Freelander for a Freeloader.

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