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Funny story: When the last Muslim Sultan surrendered Granada to Europe: Unraveling history's echoes in the modern day

When the last Muslim Sultan surrendered Granada to Europe: Unraveling history's echoes in the modern day

On January 2, 1492, Abdallah Muhammad bin Ali, also known as Muhammad XII or Boabdil, the last Muslim sultan of Granada and head of the Nasrid dynasty, surrendered his city and handed over the keys of Islam to Europe—or so it appears. In an ironic…

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Funny story: Bloody Dictatorship China Say U.S. Criticism is Damaging Its Reputation

Bloody Dictatorship China Say U.S. Criticism is Damaging Its Reputation

China the largest dictatorship on Earth has half a million, or more, Muslims in concentration camp towns, and working in prison factories. The rulers are very concerned that constant U.S. criticism about Human Rights and Taiwan Rights, is harming…

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Funny story: Taliban Ready To Call It A Day

Taliban Ready To Call It A Day

After almost 27 years of bitter struggle against opposing forces in Afghanistan, leaders of the Taliban have said they are ready to call it a day, throw in the towel, and return to their former lives as shepherds, or whatever. The Taliban - someti…

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Funny story: Mental Case Dyes His Beard Orange

Mental Case Dyes His Beard Orange

There was real drama in Karachi yesterday when a local man who is known to be a bit of a headcase, appeared in public having dyed his beard orange. Indeed, anyone casting a mere cursory glance at the man might not even have thought it was a beard…

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Funny story: Tommy Robinson Has Vanished

Tommy Robinson Has Vanished

Tommy Robinson, the rabble-rousing activist who makes it his primary business to 'get in the faces' of Muslims across the UK, and give them a good talking to, has disappeared, it's been realised. Tommy, who's not afraid of putting himself about a...

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Funny story: Prime Minister Boris Johnson says radicalised Islamists are very difficult to deprogramme

Prime Minister Boris Johnson says radicalised Islamists are very difficult to deprogramme

Following the events of Sunday, 2 February, when a radicalised Islamist attacked innocent people on the streets of London, and it turned out that he had been released from jail only a few days earlier, halfway through a prison sentence for terrorist...

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Funny story: Ramadan: Thank God It's Over, Say Muslims

Ramadan: Thank God It's Over, Say Muslims

Ramadan, the month of Muslim daylight fasting, when followers of the Islamic faith cannot eat, drink, smoke, have sex, or indulge in 'sinful behavior' until the sun sets, is finally at an end, and "thank goodness for that!" say Muslims the world over...

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Funny story: Tommy Robinson Converts To Islam

Tommy Robinson Converts To Islam

In a move which has startled many of his most committed followers on Facebook, the activist and political operative, Tommy Robinson, has announced he has converted to Islam. Robinson, also known as Andrew McMaster, Paul Harris, Wayne King, and Ste...

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Funny story: Ramadan Under Threat, As Muslims Seen Nibbling On Snacks During The Daytime

Ramadan Under Threat, As Muslims Seen Nibbling On Snacks During The Daytime

As Ramadan, the holiest of holy Muslim festivals, the month-long daytime fasting event, comes to a close on Tuesday it's been revealed that its future is under threat, after a number of cases have come to light in which practicing Muslims were discov...

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Funny story: Muslim Prostitute Arrested In West Yorkshire Town

Muslim Prostitute Arrested In West Yorkshire Town

Police in West Yorkshire who arrested a Muslim woman on charges of prostitution after she was seen loitering on a street corner dressed in seductive Muslim-style garb, had to call for specialist lifting equipment when the woman steadfastly refused to...

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Funny story: Muslim Call To Prayer Sounded Like Man Was In Agony

Muslim Call To Prayer Sounded Like Man Was In Agony

Religious officials at a local Muslim mosque have denied that any of their congregation was sick, poorly, ill, in pain, unwell, or being tortured, after an unnamed source reported that he heard a man wailing 'endlessly' during the early hours of this...

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Funny story: This Week's News From Pakistan

This Week's News From Pakistan

(Pakistan News Sources) It is with great pleasure that we introduce and bring to you in your glorious western homes, the very interesting news from Pakistan, a forward-thinking society with outdated, insane Muslim values. A woman who had her head...

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Funny story: The Sultan Of Brunei Is A Bender

The Sultan Of Brunei Is A Bender

News is emerging from the little-known South-East Asian country of Brunei Darussalam this morning, that the nation's mega-rich leader, the Sultan of Brunei, is as bent as a nine bob note. Hassanal Bolkiah, whose real name is Haji Hassanal Bolkiah...

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Funny story: Oklahoma Man Condemns Mosque Shooter for Giving White Supremacists a Bad Name

Oklahoma Man Condemns Mosque Shooter for Giving White Supremacists a Bad Name

Speaking out against the mass shooting by an Australian white nationalist at a Muslim mosque in New Zealand that left at least 50 people dead, Trevor Olsen of Edmond, Oklahoma, stated, "It's incidents like this one that give white supremacists a bad...

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Funny story: Shamima Begum Arrives Back In UK On Fake Passport

Shamima Begum Arrives Back In UK On Fake Passport

Shamima Begum, the girl who left Bethnal Green in London in 2015 to join ISIS forces in Syria, when she was only 15 years old, and whose British citizenship was rescinded by the UK government, has arrived safely back in the country on a fake passport...

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Funny story: Shamima Begum Forms Her Own Ultra-Radical Islamic Terror Group

Shamima Begum Forms Her Own Ultra-Radical Islamic Terror Group

Shamima Begum, the British girl who has been stripped of her British citizenship by the government, after she left London to join the Islamic State forces in Syria four years ago when she was just 15, has accepted the decision with humility, and has...

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Funny story: Shamima Begum: Crowds Turn Out To Wave Her Off To 'Somewhere Else'

Shamima Begum: Crowds Turn Out To Wave Her Off To 'Somewhere Else'

Shamima Begum, the girl who has been told she isn't welcome in England anymore, has attracted huge crowds who gathered in London to wave her off to wherever it is the UK government thinks they are going to send her. Begum, 19, left Britain to join...

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